Three sentence movie reviews: Dan in Real Life


I really liked this movie and I think it was because it was a humorous drama about tension in a family, yet no character was bad, or stupid, or the obvious one you should hate. In fact, this was the kind of movie family I wouldn’t mind being a part of in real life. This is a nice way to spend two hours, and also a good movie to watch with the often-mentioned church going Grandmother.

Note: I think the poster implies this film is much more “zany” than it is.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2007/dan_in_real_life.html

Three sentence movie reviews: Walk Hard. The Dewy Cox Story.


Funny in that “heh-heh” way, and very well done by everyone. I particularly enjoyed the songs and obvious setting of place and age via character dialogue a la: “You are the best 14 year old son I could ever ask for.” The DVD extras include a funny feature wherein actual famous musicians pretend Dewy Cox is real.

ps. Dan Bern is a songwriter on some of the songs and there are also THREE actors from The Office in this movie.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2007/walk_hard.html

Three sentence movie reviews: How to Train Your Dragon.


Until today, I was not aware that the McMenamins St Johns Theater & Pub was only cooled with a fan, a disappointing fact, as I was seeking air conditioning. Still, this was a good enough movie, that I didn’t mind sweating in the dark with random people, rather than at home alone. Who knew dragons were so much like kitties?

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2010/how_to_train_your_dragon_ver4.html
(Note that this poster was the only one on the site I could find that did not say “3D” I saw the 2D version of the movie)

Three sentence movie reviews: Date Night


My motivation for seeing this during our heat wave was the air conditioned theater, so my expectations were pretty low. Perhaps due to that, I was impressed by the Fey/Carell comedy duo, the various predicaments and overall, I quite enjoyed this. At the very end of the credits is one last funny outtake, so if you’ve made it to the credits, keep going.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2010/date_night.html

Three sentence movie reviews–Silverado


I confused this with Blazing Saddles in my mind and spent the first 30 minutes waiting for it to be funny. Once I figured out it was not supposed to be a funny movie, I quite enjoyed this. I’m not much of a fan of westerns, but this is packed full of a lot of good acting.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/1985/silverado.html

Three sentence movie reviews–I’ve Loved You So Long.


I’m jealous of Kristen Scott Thomas’ ability to make a French movie where she speaks French like a native–though they did have to throw in a line about her living in England for a long time. The tension in this movie comes from not knowing and the slow reveal keeps you hooked. This movie is also a nice tutorial on middle aged, middle class French fashion, which I found delightful.

By the way, this totally meets the Bechdel standard: Two women? Yes! Who talk to each other? Yes! About something besides a man? Yes!

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2008/ive_loved_you_so_long_ver2.html