Funny Internet Things June 2026

Algae in the reflecting pool:

This makes me laugh. But also, we’ve been making trickle down jokes since the 80s, yet our economic policy is still trickle down economics. I think it’s the rich people who are really laughing.

The president did his level best to make the celebration of the USA’s 250th birthday un-fun.

I wonder if people bought the shirt on the left?

Movie Quiz Results June 2026

It was a great night for the Good, the Battleship, and the Ugly this month at the Movie Quiz.

We aren’t even holding up the bottom of the middle; we’re smack dab in the middle! Our 130 points is 10 above what I consider an acceptable score!

Fun names this month: Nirvana, the band, the show, the movie, the quiz; the Rambo Connection; and Ken Burns’s Squatty Potty

Toiles for Summer Pants

I was fairly confident of my skilz with the summer pants pattern, so I drafted some in-seam pockets and cut everything out and finished the edges before sewing together my practice pants. And everything was too small, which meant the in-seam pockets became vagina pockets. A big no.

I went back to the drawing board and made a toile with more of the material I’m using for the top layer of my mystery masquerade skirt.

It took two tries for the back, but I got it fitting, so next I will cut out again in the fun red/pink lines fabric.

Matt’s Birthday Dinner at G Love

A photo of Matt (and a G Love employee) on the day of his birthday.

We had “the works” their name for a prix fixe menu, and had many delicious thing. Pictured here: focaccia de fromaggio, and the crusty avocado. Both were quite good.

Matt also enjoyed this zero proof drink and I took a picture of the can in case we want to revisit that beverage.

Handkerchief Skirt Progress

My assigned character for the mystery masquerade ball is the mouse, a poor relation. So I figured, no need to spend a lot of time finishing seams. Instead I used wooly nylon serger thread to finish the edges. It’s a very pretty brown color.

Other progress: Not only did I manage to cut out the upper panels, I pieced them together using French seams, and then finished the edges in the same way as on the lower skirt.

Ideally, I would have gotten the correct tension and the edges wouldn’t be wavy, but I like the effect here.

US Semiquincentennial Fun

I’m too young to remember the Bicentennial. I was not yet two. (And still an only child!) So I’ve always felt a little sad to have missed it. People painted fences red, white and blue! There were cool flag pants! My brother’s unofficial birth certificate from the hospital labeled him a bicentennial baby! And manufacturers made stuff.

Like this bicentennial canning jar that I inherited from my grandmother. I keep the backup salt in it, because it’s one of my favorites.

The US Semiquincentennial has been a bust. Not much fun to be had, mostly due to the president wanting to make it all about him. But when I came across Ball’s Americana Jars, I immediately purchased them. They have stars on the jar!

And stars on the lids!

It’s not as good as a red, white, and blue painted fence, but it’s something, at least.