Month: October 2013
Somewhat blurry images from Wordstock
Walking around the exhibit hall, I saw the great scarves with words from famous literature on them.
From my notes: the poet is pretty much confirming the general belief that poetry is inaccessible. She is reading what she wrote and I’m not sure when she started writing this, but it is very long. And it is not accessible. We, in the audience, are lucky as we can process this out of view, but her four panelists are stuck in full view of us and are tasked with keeping a straight face.
Whew. Over.
Karen Karbo and Kim Dower told us about Publicity and Publishing Secrets No Author Can Afford to Live Without (and Some Gossip, too!) They were hilarious. I was already a Karen Karbo fan, and I liked Kim Dower so much I bought a book of her poetry.
From my notes:
- Every author needs a one-line description of their book. Then figure out who is interested in it. Then go and find those people.
- When you start a book, put aside a little money every month to promote it. Then you can pay someone to do the promoting things you are uncomfortable doing. Plus, you will have a partner in crime and that will make you feel better.
- Cooperate. Be fun to work with. (This is a Karen Karbo adage I learned years ago)
- Keep a folder of anything in the news that is relevant to your book. When the book is published, these are your connections for promotion.
- You must have a website. On it should be: who you are, what are your credentials (esp. for nonfiction), the cover of your book (if it exists), reviews, anything anyone has said about the book, a way to contact you or your representative, two minutes of you talking about your book–so media people can see you are articulate.
Here’s what she did to run such a fabulous panel. She had four clear topics: Parents, Friendships, Love Story vs. Romance, Sex. (“I feel like we’re on a date” Gayle Forman quipped) Those broad categories gave her panelists a lot of room to talk, so good things were said. Then she opened it up for questions.
The white dudes in action.
From my notes:
- The thing about online is that you can take tiny steps toward your writing goal.
- One guy used a Google Ad to name his character. He had 10 possible names and a tag line. He then bought 2 hours of Google Ads for each name. After the two hours were up, he was sent a handy graph of which name had the most clicks. I found this to be kind of genius, but he seemed a bit embarrassed by the whole thing.
- During the question section a nuts-and-bolts-type person said, “But where is the literature published online?” And then we got a list. Here’s what I wrote down: Jute, Hobart, Atticus Review, Slope, Front Porch Journal, American Short Fiction, New Pages.com, Review Review, Duotrope Digest. There was also the suggestion to get the collections of modern fiction that are published each year and see where those works were originally published.
I then attended a hideous writing workshop which I paid for, but no need to go into that. Overall, it was a good day.
Art and the Loo
Three sentence movie reviews: Salinger
I think when someone spends nine years and interviews over 150 people, they shouldn’t really limit themselves to ONE documentary about their subject. Every topic the movie introduced brought up many questions that were not answered and that resulted in an incredibly frustrating semi-portrait of the recluse-when-it-was-convenient-author. Also, having so few pictures of the subject meant that they repeated themselves a lot with images, which was distracting.
Cost: $9.00
Where watched: Living Room Theater, with Kelly.
How I feel about flashing ads while I am reading the Oregonian.
Something is afoot on this corner
Prompt: The smell of green grass.
This spring, I took a writing class offered through Write Around Portland. It was called “Prompt” because each week we would meet and write for a limited amount of time–usually somewhere between 2-8 minutes–to a number of different prompts. As the school year grinds to a start and I have less time to write, I will be featuring excerpts from my writing class in lieu of the weekly essay.
We stopped at the tiny neighborhood grocery store on our way there. It was past dark and the clerk smiled, knowing what we were up to. She had seen it before, kids piling out of cars, swarming the store and happily lining up to hand over their dollar and change.
We piled back in the car and drove up the road a ways, pulling off and parking in the lot of the Mormon church across the street. Without much commentary, we picked up our towels, grabbed our bags and headed up the hill. It was a smooth hike, though steep. The grass had been graded and trimmed and I always wondered if they had to buy special mowers to operate on such a steep slope.
Halfway up we paused, sweating and panting, and stared out at the city while we caught our breath. There were others around us, but the hill had room enough for us all.
We broke open our bags and our blocks of ice slid onto the grass. We caught them with our feet, keeping them from rolling down the hill, as we shoved the empty bags into our pockets and folded up our towels into a small square. Without hesitation, we set our towels on top of the ice and sat down. Smiling, we leaned back, our abdominal muscles lifting our feet and we were off, sliding down the grassy hill of a potato magnate in the hot night of a desert summer. If you kept your feet up, you could make it all the way to the bottom, but mostly laughter took over and you tumbled away from your block of ice, scrambling to catch it before it slid away without you.
At the bottom, we wrapped our blocks in our towels and walked back up the hill, the sound of green grass beneath our feet, the cold ice block melting through the towels, freezing our hands.
Stand-in camera not making the grade.
Oh, if you could only see the detail of this outfit. His shoes were black leather, with grey spikes. Not spikes exactly, more like studs. But pointy, in triangles. Then, the red pants and the grey sweater to tone it down, but combined with the gray bag and the hat to keep the interest going. It was a picture of man-in-his-40s dressing perfection. And all I got was this blurry picture.