A way with words.

This came via email today.  I get “child is sick” emails nearly every school day of the year and this was the first one that made me laugh out loud:

Subject:  Henrietta is sick.

I am sorry to report that Henrietta is in the throes of yet another plague. Inspiring me to make the positive suggestion that she perhaps be a bit more sincere in her handwashing efforts. Sigh. 
See you Monday, snot gods willing. 
Needless to say, names have been changed.

One thought on “A way with words.”

  1. Hahaha, I love it! After working a customer service job, I became a bit obsessive/sincere about my hand washing efforts.

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