This came via email today. I get “child is sick” emails nearly every school day of the year and this was the first one that made me laugh out loud:
Subject: Henrietta is sick.
I am sorry to report that Henrietta is in the throes of yet another plague. Inspiring me to make the positive suggestion that she perhaps be a bit more sincere in her handwashing efforts. Sigh.
See you Monday, snot gods willing.
Ann
Needless to say, names have been changed.
Hahaha, I love it! After working a customer service job, I became a bit obsessive/sincere about my hand washing efforts.