Three sentence movie reviews: It’s a Wonderful Life


Matt had never seen this and while he started the movie heckling, the charms of the holiday staple won him over quickly. By the end, he was a convert. What’s the holiday without this movie?

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/1946/its_a_wonderful_life.html

What should Be capitalized?

I’m quite guilty of this myself, so yes, call me the pot.* However, I would assume that a casino paying a good chunk of money to advertise would employ the services of a copy editor. Why is “Live” capitalized but “bands” is not? Why is nearly every thing in the second half capitalized except “favors?”

*note that all of my pots are blue enamel and my kettle is some sort of silver colored metal. I do have a dutch oven that is black, but for this saying to match my own pots and pans it would have to be “the dutch oven calling the cast iron skillet black.”

Three sentence movie reviews: Role Models


This movie was full of things I don’t usually like: foul-mouthed children, infantile adults, and an over-sharing recovering junkie. However, despite all the above elements present and various levels of inappropriateness, I quite enjoyed this. I’m pretty sure this has to do with the fact that it is the-always-fun-to-watch Paul Rudd and Jane Lynch carrying out the inappropriate behavior.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2008/role_models.html

Three sentence movie reviews: 127 Hours


This, despite the solo forearm amputation that you know is coming,* was one of the most uplifting movies I’ve seen this year. James Franco is mesmerizing and the soundtrack is an integral part of the movie. Be sure to watch the credits all the way to the end to read the important statement about legal mountain biking.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2010/one_hundred_twenty_seven_hours.html

*If you can’t hack that scene–and believe me, if I could make it through it, you most likely can–just Google to find out how long it is and then leave the theater for that amount of time.

Three sentence movie reviews: Sex and the City II


After the Liza Minnelli cameo is over*, this is an endlessly long and boring move that is incredibly gauche in its excesses. I had plenty of time to think about and feel sorry for Carrie, Charlotte and Miranda all who seem to be desperately clinging to their youth in a way that makes them highly unattractive. Samantha seems to have made some deal with the devil in that she is much older than the others, but yet manages to look much less plastic and also younger.

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*seriously, watch until she does her dance number and then turn the movie off. There is nothing here for you.

Requiem: Green bag

I bought this green bag back in 1997 with part of my college graduation money. I wanted to buy a leather satchel, but did not have quite enough to fund that purchase. So I settled for this L.L. Bean bag which I carried to my very first full-time job: receptionist at the Somerville office of Motion Industries.

I pressed it back into service this year when my new bag (which I knew I shouldn’t have bought) broke rather quickly, cheap thing.

Though the bag is still good, it is very, very heavy, even without anything in it. There is a metal bar across the top layer that must weigh five pounds. And that is before I pack it with my lunch and newspaper and other accouterments. I’ve just found a new one and I am letting this one go. Farewell, faithful servant.

Three sentence movie reviews: Extract


Overall, this was a so-so movie but it did two things well. It had a very accurate depiction of factory worker life (at least it was similar to the factory I once worked in) and the various character actors were fun to watch. There were a few funny moments, but it wasn’t really a laugh riot.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2009/extract_ver6.html

Three sentence movie reviews: Pride and Prejudice


After watching the long miniseries, this went by in a flash. I did not take to this Mr. Darcy, but did enjoy the acting of everyone else. If you don’t have time to invest in the miniseries (but you do, trust me, you do) this will do in a pinch.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2005/pride_and_prejudice.html