Ha!

This pretty much sums up the Roomba conundrum.

2-3 days per week as I’m moving furniture out of the Roomba’s way I marvel that I would rather do that than spend five minutes sweeping. Even though putting things up and taking them down takes longer than five minutes.
As for this, someone on the radio commented that Google’s search function has given not-great results for the last year while they pour money into AI.

It was one of those moments when someone’s words illuminate the thing that had been low-key bugging me, but I had no words for.
I grabbed this so I could read it to Matt, because I knew he would laugh. He did.

I also laughed. I like how the writer is getting ahead of themselves. The couple has been seeing each other for three months, and this writer has them past the alter and at the reception. But I also think the writer is humorous and could probably do a great toast.
My Google timeline dutifully reported my visit to Boise and surrounding towns.
But what’s this? Parma is some patchy grass near a fence? You can do better, Parma. At the very least you could have a picture of Parma Furniture.
One of our favorite finds in the big bedroom at 7611 was this yarn Jesus my aunt must have made at some point.

It’s too bad I was shaky with the picture, but you get the effect.
It’s a pretty good yarn Jesus. Perhaps my future friend would like it? If only I had an address to send it to.

Mail came today addressed to a future friend. Though I can see that it was sent from Dallas, this friend did not include a return address. How will I find my future friend?

Ah, but it’s just proselytizing. I think my future friend won’t want to be my friend if I don’t come to a saving knowledge of Jesus Christ.
What do you want to bet the “false religion” the mother was practicing was Catholicism?
I do love a friendly letter that ends in a scary quote from Revelation.

But! I love these booklets. I used to come across them on a fairly regular basis at bus stops and the like, but it’s been some times since I’ve gotten to read one.