A Very Exciting Bulk Mailing Arrived Today

There is so much to love about this. Just on the front cover alone we’ve got a lion with wings, a woman in a mask, a dragon, some jaguars with wings, and a billowing flag.

Then, it turns out that it goes on for an entire week! I could even attend on my birthday and learn about Revelation’s 1000 years!

And it’s been so long since I’ve had a proper learning session about the mark of the beast.

Also, what does “especially designed for busy people” mean?

This is the kind of thing I’m always tempted to go to, but never quite do because I don’t know if the time spent would be worth the irony.

Still! A fun bulk mailing!

One thought on “A Very Exciting Bulk Mailing Arrived Today”

  1. I once went to the Passion Play where Jesus and Satan got in a boxing match and a swordfight. There was a grown man who exclaimed “Yes!” in response to one of God’s one-liners. (This level of enthusiasm should be reserved for MCU movies.)

    I guess it was worth the irony.

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