Instructions (If Only Someone Find Them in Time)

When we sold my aunt’s house, we moved all her photo albums over to my mom’s house. My mom and I took my aunt out to lunch today, and I brought along one of the photo albums to look at.

But what’s this thing sticking out of the top of the album?

It’s a note! That might as well be addressed to me.

The picture in question:

My aunt and I are in agreement; and I’m glad I found this note before it was time to write her obituary.

My First Hollywood Hem

Despite my sewing-underwear adventure, mending/fixing things comes before sewing. I’ve had a pair of jeans I bought from Goodwill (using only measurements because they took away the dressing rooms during the pandemic and never put them back) that were too long. This is par for the course for pants because I’m very short-legged.

I have been taking all my pants to the tailor to hem them, but my sewing machines are handy, so I thought I would do the job myself. I watched a tutorial for making a Hollywood hem, which is where the original hem is retained, the excess length is cut away, and then the hem is reattached.

Success! Thanks to the very helpful step-by step video from WeAllSew, I now have a good looking hem and my jeans are the right length! In the picture you can see the fold where the new seam is at the top of the picture, but looking at it from a distance further away, it looks like the original hem.

I’m very pleased, and big thanks goes to Alison Freer, the author of How to Get Dressed for alerting me to the existence of the Hollywood hem.

Granny Panties

Fun fact about me: panties is a word I loathe and avoid saying in the normal course of events. But it’s appropriate in this case.

I sewed some underwear!

Now that my sewing machines are accessible, I’ve been casting about for what to make first. I cycled through a lot of fun things (dress! pants! top!) before coming to the conclusion that what I really needed was new underwear. And while I know that bras are not something I want to integrate into my sewing wheelhouse, knickers seemed to be in my skillset.

I took a class from Sincere Studio, a new-to-me sewing studio. The class was great, walking us through what kind of elastic to purchase, what kind of material works the best, and then taking us step by step through the sewing process. I’d not worked with fold over elastic before, so that part was very helpful.

The instructor let us know that the first pair of underwear we make will probably not be quite right. But by the third pair, we will have locked in the skills and will love our underwear.

When cutting out the pattern, I went for a higher waist because my current underwear slides down in the front. I almost went for the highest waist, but the instructor said the high waist was really high, so I knocked it back to a medium-high waist.

The pattern (Iris Knickers, by Tilly and the Buttons) was easy to follow and had a little trick for joining everything up that was helpful. When finished sewing them, I tried them on and found that, my goodness, that underwear was high waisted! The legs are the slightest bit tight, but not terribly so.

I’ve been wearing my very large pair of underwear with dresses and such, and one thing I do like about them is that they don’t crawl up. I put them on, and they stay in place for the day.

So I do have some iterating to do, and I wish I hadn’t bought quite so much of bright white organic cotton, but I’m looking forward to my homemade underwear future.

Valance Completed

I have finished sewing my valance. Here it is on the wall.

Do I like it? I do not. For some reason, I didn’t figure out that it would be wavy, even though I knew I was cutting it longer than the width of the curtain rod. I don’t like how puffy it is.

But I also didn’t like the curtains that were the previous tenants of this window, so the valance is continuing the tradition.

Two Funny Internets from Kathleen

This pretty much sums up the Roomba conundrum.

2-3 days per week as I’m moving furniture out of the Roomba’s way I marvel that I would rather do that than spend five minutes sweeping. Even though putting things up and taking them down takes longer than five minutes.

As for this, someone on the radio commented that Google’s search function has given not-great results for the last year while they pour money into AI.

It was one of those moments when someone’s words illuminate the thing that had been low-key bugging me, but I had no words for.

Murphy Bed: Downside of the Built-in Lights

I really like the Murphy bed’s built-in lights when they are on and I am reading. However, they have a significant design flaw.

You can see my jury-rigged solution: part of the packaging from the Ikea pillowcases I bought. It doesn’t entirely solve the problem; it just lessens it.

The button to turn on the lights has a very bright blue light that shines regardless of the on/off status of the lights themselves.

From the future, I can say that the second layer of solution involves me leaning the memory foam pillows against the headboard to cover the light. There’s a void between the mattress and the wall, so the pillows sit at an angle.

That means I can’t really use them as pillows, just as light blockers.

Other than that situation, I’m really enjoying my Murphy bed.