Three sentence movie reviews–American Zombie

Were I elected president, I believe my first act–after passing a resolution to encourage more production and consumption of the vegetable kale–would be to pass a law limiting mockumentries to a maximum run time of 45 minutes, based on the fact that the joke gets old after that point. This movie would have benefited tremendously from this legislation as it had a good premise, but just kept going on and on and on. I got bored.

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  1. I kept thinking, why is PCC putting all of these horror or hooror-ish movie reviews up. Then it dawned on me…OCTOBER! This might be one of your funniest reviews yet!

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