Yet another “why not?” at the library that turned out to be an excellent view. It’s speedily plotted, it’s funny in the small details and you get to see those cute minis driving around Italy. It also has the best ending to a heist movie I’ve seen in a very long time.
Cost: free from library.
Where watched: at home.
I thought it was a travesty that the library didn’t have a copy of this movie, but upon repeat viewing, I realized the movie doesn’t hold up all that well. Freddie Prinze Jr. is rather wooden, the main character is uneven and changes too rapidly. The two things I remembered from my first viewing (the dad answering wrong answers to Jeopardy and the dance scene at the prom) were still good, but overall the movie was not.
Cost: free due to boyfriend going out of town and me poaching from the Netflix queue.
Where watched: at home.
Part two in the Paul Walker memorial retrospective. And yes, his character was not very nice.
Also! Dule! From West Wing!
This movie should win some sort of award for men who talk so low and mumbly the audience needs to sit forward a bit and say, “huh?” a lot. Seriously, all four main guys could have used subtitles. It’s also fairly dark and Woody Harrilson plays a bad, bad man.
Cost: $3.00
Where watched: Laurelhurst.
All the main characters had very good arcs to travel this season and there were several memorable moments throughout. What will season seven bring? A good man for Peggy? Something new for Joan? A turning point for Don? Pete actually getting a clue? I’ve just realized that all those questions broke me three-sentence rule.
Cost: $8.00 (rented in four parts each costing $2.00 from Videorama)
Where watched: at home.
Should your child ever ask you what it’s like to be high and you don’t really want them to ingest an illegal substance to find out the answer, might I recommend this movie as a passable substitute? It’s full of heightened sounds and tones and sort of dreamy and nothing much happens, and even when it does, all the emotions seem muted. It’s not at all a gripping way to spend two hours, but, just like being in a certain altered state, it’s rather pleasant.
Cost: $2.00 from Videorama. (I was attempting to have an Affleck Bros. double feature, but Ain’t Them Bodies Saints had been rented out.)
Where watched: at home.
Here are my top rankings of movies I watched in 2013 (that were from other years.) Just because it took me a while to get around to them doesn’t mean they aren’t good. You can see my best of 2013 (from 2013) by reading this other post. See my original Three Sentence Reviews by clicking on the links.
Listed in alphabetical order:
Bernie
Jack Black playing a very un-Jack Black character. Plus Shirley MacLaine, Matthew McConaughey, residents of small Texas towns and TWO musical production numbers.
Paper Heart
Weird girl! But so fun! And Michael Cera in a fabulous quasi-documentary. Words fail me to paint the proper picture of just how enjoyable this movie is.
Platoon
So it took me a while. But I watched it and I liked it. Travel back in time when all those guys were young. Twitch at all the grody war stuff. Realize your Charlie Sheen thing wasn’t all that strange.
Premium Rush
Joseph Gordon-Levett as bicycle messenger in a “map” movie meaning they several times trace maps through New York City. Michael Shannon as the very bad guy. Plus, one of the best bar kisses on film. Perhaps the best.
Rock of Ages
I’m totally the target audience, but even so, this was incredibly fun. And Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand make up for their lack of singing pipes as a very funny comedy duo. Catherine Zeta-Jones should just restrict herself to over-the-top characters.
Safety Not Guaranteed
There are the good movies everyone natters on about and then there are the good movies that are unexpected. This was the second kind. It had a bit of a bizarre plot, but by investing your time in this movie you will be served with a full meal of good movie. There is character growth, humor, a few tears. Also, the entire time I just wasn’t sure if we were watching a movie making fun of a weird guy, or a quasi-sci-fi drama. I’ll let you find out which way the wind blew.
Silver Linings Playbook
Perfect story, in that I wasn’t “in” from the get go. It seemed a bit off, I wasn’t totally sold and then, wham! They got me. Upon repeat viewing with Matt, I felt him experience the exact same distance and the exact same locking-in at the same point. Perfect cast, main and supporting, quirky characters, captivating story. When watching the preview, I was annoyed that Jennifer Lawrence was in this because she is too young, but she played older and was fabulous and I wouldn’t trade any of them for the world.
Take this Waltz
A movie about a young married woman drawn to another man. The longing is palpable, so much so that I ended up feeling like I was cheating on her poor husband. This has not only an interesting love triangle, but all three characters are fully developed. The film is also quite hot, as longing tends to be. Plus, Sara Silverman has a minor role. So it was a good film and then, where the ending usually would be, the film just kept going to deposit us in an entirely different space. And that’s what made it a great film.
The Help
I was ready not to like it because the book was so good and also complex and there was no way they were going to be able to transfer all that to the movie. But they did! And the acting was superb. And the men were actually minimized in the book-to-movie transfer, which is something that never happens.
The Master
This is probably not the best movie to watch while you are knitting, or letting the dog in and out of the house or stopping the film to answer the phone. Because you might become distracted and just stop watching, because it’s that kind of film. However, if you can set aside the time to just watch this movie, you will be bowled over by an intense plot and stellar acting. It’s also fantastically weird. Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Amy Adams standing over a sink are permanently burned in my brain.
I’ve got two separate posts for you and a bonus list. Or, if you want sentences instead of paragraphs, you can go to the Patricia Awards for Movies.
Let me begin by saying I think ranking Top 10 lists is dumb. Flim/Movies covers a lot of ground, and how can you compare the best documentary to the best film you saw with ‘splosions? That said, I do have a #1 choice: Frances Ha. But everything after that is too hard to rank. So here are my lists in alphabetical order. Link(s) to the original three sentence reviews by clicking on the titles.
I have no ability to critically regard any of the “Before” movies because I am crazy about them. I love that I am two years younger than the characters, I love that they keep catching me in life stages, I love that they are well written, witty, thoughtful and superbly acted. And I love that Julie Delpy’s Celine is a piece of work. No shaving off the rough edges of that character. If you haven’t already partaken, plan a day, or series of days, and watch all three: Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Before Midnight.
Fast & Furious 6
This movie made my list partially because Filmspotting’s Poll question this week was “Which of these 2013 box office hits would you most like to see make some ‘best of’ lists?” and this was my pick. (It’s currently losing with only 6.16% of the vote.) So I couldn’t not include it in my Top 10 list. But it’s also here representing films made for the masses. I like to be challenged in my movie watching, I like to be transported to other places and times, I like to experience things through characters. And sometimes I just like big, dumb action movies which are not only fun IN the theater, but fun to recount dramatically to people who find such films stupid. They are also fun to read about online. This one not only had a How it Should Have Ended treatment, but the movie franchise has also spawned much debate about the physics of the Fast universe. Now that’s a great movie franchise.
Frances Ha
Those of you who know me know that the lack of women in cinema drives me crazy. I love movies, I love women’s stories and it frustrates me that we don’t get to see more of them. Or even two women in a movie. Or even a sub-plot with a woman in a movie. Or a film that doesn’t just have the woman in the girlfriend role. I could go on, and have. But enter Frances Ha, making my movie dreams come true. I also hated that mid-20s period of floundering in my own life, so it was wonderful to see that life passage writ large on the big screen. Also, its fun and funny.
Kings of Summer
Until they start making good movies about teenage girls, I will have to slack my thirst for adolescent life passages with movies about boy teenagers. Fun fact: when I was in high school (and even college) Hollywood produced basically NO movies about teenagers. The sun had set on the Brat Pack and wouldn’t rise again until the late-90s with Can’t Hardly Wait, American Pie and their like. Except for Heathers, we had nothing after Say Anything, and that classic came out when I was in eighth grade. So a vast yearning need to see my adolescent story played out while I was an adolescent was not fulfilled and thus I tend to watch every single (non-horror) teenage film that appears. This one hit every note of high school summer with three very memorable actors. Plus all the supporting cast was excellent. My teeth dried out from smiling.
Philomina
Judy Dench usually does right, so I expected this to be good. I was surprised at just how good it was. What could have ended up a sort of dramatized-for-television level of emotion was ratcheted up quite a few notches. Aside from the main thrust of the story, Judy Dench’s portrayal of Philomina is fun to watch just from the “oh, mother really!” perspective. Bring tissue. It’s a weeper.
The Place Beyond the Pines
I’m guessing that the vast majority of straight women have the same bad-boy fixation I have. Hopefully y’all have found a very nice boy to settle down with and confine all your bad boy urges to the screen, as I have. It really works much better if the bad boy is ephemeral celluloid. I’ve gone on the record (multiple times) as NOT having a thing for Ryan Gosling. However, blond Ryan Gosling with face tattoos is another story entirely. This is a film in three acts, and blond Ryan Gosling is only around for the first act. But the story that starts with him and then flows through the picture is breathtaking. Also, this movie I can never remember the title. I call it “that Pines film.”
Stories We Tell
Sarah Polly has been a great actress and director and it turns out makes a darn good documentary too. It’s interesting to tell people the premise–Sarah Polly explores rumor that her father is not actually her father–and see what their reaction is. Polly layers her story with her siblings and father (her mother died when she was 11) and as we go deeper into the stories the story we are listening to gets complicated in interesting ways. This movie is good for a gasp or two. And maybe a tissue.
The To Do List
This movie makes my list because I’m stubborn and I’m willing to write off a movie’s failings (this one was a bit uneven) if it gives me something I never get. Remember up there in the Frances Ha review where I talk about wanting to see more women in film? Well, this deals directly with emerging female adolescent sexuality. A lot of the reviews of this film said the same thing: It’s American Pie from a girl’s perspective but not very well done. But guess what? It is FROM A GIRL’S PERSPECTIVE! It’s not the film for every one. Or most people. But how often do I get to see a female set out to explore her own sexuality? Not very often. I liked it so much I wrote an essay about it.
This is the End
Whereas dirty female movies get written off as being crude, dirty boy movies are celebrated. And this is a very dirty boy movie. And it is very, very, very funny. And what makes it a fabulous film is that it never stops. It manages to introduce untold scenes and stories and it never once stops and it never once drags.
American Hustle.
It was a bit too long, but otherwise fabulous.
Enough Said.
Great chemistry, good story.
Gravity.
Everyone is seeing it for a reason.
Hunger Games: Catching Fire.
If they are going to make a favorite book series into a movie series, they might as well be doing it well.
Much Ado About Nothing.
Shakespeare. But fun.
Rush.
Go for the dreamy lead, stay for the story.
The Spectacular Now.
Fabulous acting. Unfortunately culminates into a hideous rewriting resulting in a stupid Hollywood ending.
Thor: The Dark World.
I like superhero movies. Though I was surprised how much I liked this one.
White House Down.
Went for Channing Tatum, was surprised that I really enjoyed the film itself.
20 Feet From Stardom
The women who haven’t made it big
Ain’t Them Bodies Saints
Casey Affleck!
August: Osage County
Ensemble full of people I love
Blue is the Warmest Color
All the straight male critics like it. I need to weigh in my straight female point of view.
Blue Jasmine
Cate Blanchett!
Fruitville Station
Vince from Friday Night Lights!
Her
My secret nearly-twin Joaquin Pheonix in a hideous mustache.
In a World
Ridiculous that I have yet to see this!
Inside Llewellyn Davis
I’m getting that I will like the music, even if I end up not liking the film.
Out of the Furnace
Casey Affleck!
Prince Avalanche
Supposedly underrated.
Short Term 12
Excellent murmuring about this film.
The Wolf of Wall Street
Go for Leo, stay for the misogynist behavior.
Wadjda
Saudi Arabia. Girl and her bike!
It was a good movie year and I have many awards to present. To read all the original Three Sentence Reviews use the search box.
In chronological order of viewing:
Oh Glee, thank you so much for popularizing the mash-up. Because without which, I never would have seen a delightful combination of the hideous “We Built this City” combined with my favorite asshole anthem “We’re Not Gonna Take It!”. I have a pretty strict ban on Tom Cruise movies, but Tom Cruise playing a somewhat addled Axl Rose-type was not too hard to swallow and Catherine Zeta-Jones,* Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand continually cracked me up.**
Cost: free from library
Where watched: at home.
*The “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” dance sequence was incredibly fun, and featured a bevy of delightful 80s “mom” clothes.
**And really, I was already sold because I own(ed) most of those songs either on 45rpm or cassette, but I can say that this was quite a well done movie musical.
I’m going to spend the first sentence of three telling you that I thought the soundtrack was incredibly intrusive, subtracting a lot from what was otherwise a good picture. That said, this is a very good movie, with Emma Thompson hitting it out of the park as the uptight, persnickety P.L. Travers. The supporting cast is also very good,* and the costumes are particularly of good quality.
Cost: $5.00
Where watched: Regal Tigard Stadium 12 with Mom and Aunt Carol
*Colin Ferrell is in particularly good form and the Edwardian fashions suit him quite well.
**I loved Travers’ form-fitting and structured wool dresses, set against breezy LA style. The dark green one with the fitted waist and buttons was my favorite, but oh, the camel coat with blue lining she wore near the end? I covet that tremendously.