Requiem: Silicone Spatula

This was given to me as a Christmas gift and it spent some time at The Emerson School because I had too many spatulas. Eventually though, I ran low again at home and I brought this back home.

I liked the stainless steel handle combined with the silicone head. Just the right amount of hard and soft!

Sadly, eventually the silicone broke down and split, so to the great garbage can in the sky this goes.

Pick Up Pieces of a Woman

Vanessa Kirby and Shia LaBeouf in Pieces of a Woman

Pieces of a Woman

?Directed by Kornél Mundruczó?
?Written by Kata Wéber?

The review:

“Young mother’s home birth ends in tragedy” is a phrase that will probably have most of the potential audience saying, “Nope!” but for those of you who like sad dramas that depend more on acting than dialog, this film is for you!* The film does a great job establishing a loving relationship between the two leads so we can then watch things crumble. Vanessa Kirby is new to me** and her Best Actress Oscar Nomination is well deserved.***

The verdict: Good

Cost: Netflix monthly fee $8.99
Where watched: at home

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Further sentences:

*That’s me! If it’s you, don’t miss this!
*I apparently saw her in Hobbs & Shaw?
***Though I honestly felt the filmmakers were trying to position Ellyn Burstyn for a best supporting nomination.****
****She was good in this, but there was a weird age gap. She’s 88 (Which: !) and Vanessa Kirby is 31, which means if they are playing their ages, Burstyn would have been 57 when she gave birth to Kirby. I think an actor in her 60s would have been a better fit age-wise.

Questions:

  • Is it just me? Does getting the ages of the actors wrong also bug you?
  • How long after the main events of the movie do you think the ending takes place?

Favorite IMDB trivia item:

The title doesn’t appear until 30 minutes into the movie.

(This was a thing I noticed.)

Other reviews of Pieces of a Woman:

Orange background with a white frame. Text: And you know what I did, Martha? I lifted my head. That's what I'm asking you to do now.—Pieces of a Woman. Read the three sentence movie review. 3SMReviews.com

Don’t Avoid Edgar G. Ulmer’s Detour

Ann Savage and Tom Neal in Detour.

Detour

?Directed by Edgar G. Ulmer?
?Written by Martin Goldsmith?

The review:

There are three reasons to watch this film and the least of the reasons is that it’s 68 minutes, so it won’t take much of your time. The other two have to do with the road trip conundrum* and the incredible performance by Ann Savage.** I can’t say I know a ton about noir, but I can say that this film is a great place to start, if you are among the noir curious.***

The verdict: Recommended

Cost: free from the Multnomah County Library (I even got the Criterion Collection version.)
Where watched: at home

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*Though “back in the day” is often portrayed as a time when hitchhiking was a thing that everyone did, Tom Neal’s character mentions how hard it’s been for him to get a ride.
**She doesn’t appear until the movie is nearly halfway over, but man, does she make this film work.
***And like I said, 68 minutes!

Questions:

  • What was Al Roberts first misstep?
  • How you would have navigated this particular jam?

Favorite IMDB trivia item:

The budget PRC gave director Edgar G. Ulmer for this film was so small that the 1941 Lincoln Continental V-12 convertible driven by Charles Haskell was actually Ulmer’s personal car.

Other reviews of Detour:

Orange background with a white frame. Shut up, yer makin' noises like a husband. —Detour. Read the three sentence movie review. 3SMReviews.com

Rocky Was Not at All What I Was Expecting

Sylvester Stallone and Talia Shire in Rocky

Rocky

?Directed by John G. Avildsen?
?Written by Sylvester Stallone?

The review:

My delighted feelings about this film stem from the fact that I grew up in the 80s and what I knew of Rocky* was not what this film was. I was ready for thuggish posturing, best of the best, underdog win-it-all and what I found was a meditation on mediocrity, a mostly sweet love story,** and a main character who knew exactly how subpar he was.*** While the writing was good**** Stallone himself wasn’t great, and that kind of sunk the movie for me.*****

The verdict: Skip

(Though honestly, it’s a piece of Americana, captures an interesting period in the US (Philadelphia looks run-down and trashy and all the cars are so very big) and was much better than I thought it would be, so you should probably see it at some point.)

Cost: Free from the Multnomah County Library
Where watched: at home

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Further sentences:

*I’ve never seen a single film in the franchise, but I loved Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger” from Rocky III and growing up I for-sure saw a lot of ads for the movies.
**With an underdeveloped female and a “charmingly persistent” male. Neither have aged well, but I loved the mousy Adrian we began with.
***Favorite scene: Rocky is invited to fight Apollo Creed and have the chance to become the heavyweight champion of the world. His response and reasoning were exactly right and exactly not what I was expecting.
****There are some really great speeches in this film, mostly coming from Apollo Creed, but also Burgess Meredith has his day too, as does Rocky.
*****I see how he channeled all his feelings about failing as an actor into this script. The problem is, that I think he did fail as an actor; his insistence on being Rocky made for a lesser movie.******
******But this was a huge hit, so clearly many people didn’t have a problems I did with this film.

Questions:

  • When did you first see Rocky? What did you know about it.
  • Rocky and Adrien’s relationship, yay or nay?

Favorite IMDB trivia item:

Most of the scenes of Rocky jogging through Philadelphia were shot guerrilla-style, with no permits, no equipment, and no extras. The shot where he runs past the moored boat for example, the crew were simply driving by the docks, and John G. Avildsen saw the boat, and thought it would make a good visual, so he had Sylvester Stallone simply get out of the van and run along the quays, while Avildsen himself filmed from the side door. A similar story concerns the famous shot of Rocky jogging through the food market. As he runs, the stall keepers and the people on the sidewalks can clearly be seen looking at him in bemusement. While this works in the context of the film to suggest they’re looking at Rocky, in reality, they had no idea why this man was running up and down the road being filmed from a van.

(A lot of the lore around this film makes for an ever more compelling narrative.)

Other reviews of Rocky:

  • Guess how hard it is to find reviews of Rocky written by women.
Orange background with a white frame. Text: Women weaken legs!—Rocky. Read the three sentence movie review at 3SMReviews.com

My First Shot

I headed down to the Portland Convention Center to get my first dose of the Coronavirus vaccine. It was a very fast and efficient process and provided more people watching opportunities than I had had in more than a year. Also, the woman who gave me my shot is the mother of two of the First U youth I met when I was doing YRUU. Portland, the biggest small town in the USA.

There were stern “no photos!” rules, but I couldn’t resist grabbing this photo of the discarded stickers saying what time people could leave after their 15- or 30-minute resting period. As you can see from all those 6 p.m. stickers, my appointment was at the end of the day. I got the Pfizer shot.

And here you can see that I was one of 13,000+ people to get the Pfizer vaccine that day.

Kunis and Timberlake Sparkle in Friends with Benefits.

Justin Timberlake and Milia Kunis in Friends with Benefits
The two of them. So very likable.

Friends with Benefits

?Directed by Will Gluck?
?Written by Keith Merryman, David A. Newman, and Will Gluck?

The review:

This film worked for me because I was in the mood, I like both Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake,* and I was amused by the recurring joke.** However, this is one of those romantic comedies written for women by men and I can’t help but wonder how much better it would have been if a member of the audience it is aimed at was part of the team that created it.*** Ultimately, it’s good at what it does,**** but I want more.

The verdict: Good

Cost: Netflix monthly fee $8.99/month
Where watched: at home

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*Plus ancillary performances by Richard Jenkins, Jenna Elfman, and Patricia Clarkson, also always delightful.
**It has to do with Capitan Sully’s historic landing.
***Or, gosh, all of the people who created it?
****And memorializes the flash mob thing, which is fun.

Questions:

  • Do planes more or less land themselves?
  • New York or Los Angeles?

Favorite IMDB trivia item:

Although Jason Segal and Rashida Jones are technically uncredited in the film, their real names can be seen on the cover of the DVD next to the TV when Dylan and Jamie are watching it.

Other reviews of Friends with Benefits:

Orange background with a white frame. Why don't they ever a make a movie about what happens after they kiss?—Friends with Benefits. Read the three sentence movie review. 3SMReviews.com
Psst. It’s called Revolutionary Road.