Three sentence movie reviews: The Best of Me

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I knew I shouldn’t have watched this, not just because it is adapted from a Nicolas Sparks novel,* but also because my DVD copy advertised it was a “Tears of Joy” edition.  But I like Michelle Monaghan, and I’m a sucker for the “first love” plot, so viewed it I did.  And dammit if my thought “that plot twist didn’t set me up for Tears of Joy” wasn’t followed by actual Tears of Joy ten minutes later.**

Cost: free from library
Where watched: at home.  Toes are now ice blue.  And let me say, the previous color, a glittery black and mauve concoction called “Scandalous” took a very long time to remove.  I have other polish that is also difficult to remove, but that polish doesn’t chip on day three of wear.  Scandalous, living up to its name, will not be making an appearance on my toes ever again.

*If you made a game of drinking each time his stories reinforce traditional gender roles you would be dead before the climax.****
**It was still a massively annoying movie though–though not as terrible as the Notebook.  It was filled with the gender role crap, plus Luke Bracey looked like he was five years out of college.***  Could they not find someone close to eighteen to play an eighteen-year-old?  I could never really believe Liana Liberato was his first love.
***IMDB trivia reports Bracey was 25 and Liberato was 19 when filming.  Interestingly Bracey’s bio on the site doesn’t include his year of birth.  So perhaps he is older.
**** “Why do I feel dumber after you tell me about these movies?” Matt asked, after I dramatically recounted the plot.  He was also highly offended at the title, once I told him where the Tears of Joy came from.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2014/best_of_me.html

Three sentence movie reviews: Heaven Can Wait

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Hey, are you looking for a male-centered comedy about a man who gets pulled into heaven before he should arrive and thus must spend some time in different people’s bodies while the people in charge of such things find him a suitable body?  Well, this is the comedy is for you, and despite it being nearly forty years old the humor still holds up.  Watching this, I can see a glimmer of why Mr. Beatty was once considered so desirable, though I can’t say I felt the same way.

Cost: free from library
Where watched: at home.

Thus ends my Elaine May marathon. She co-wrote this film.  There’s nothing left to watch, alas.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/1978/heaven_can_wait.html

Three sentence movie reviews: White House Down

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I didn’t have much downtime this weekend, so when I saw this at the library, I grabbed it, then offered it up as an entertainment option for my sick (and bored) boyfriend.  On first viewing, I entered with low expectations and was happily surprised; this time I noticed that after about the 2/3rds mark EVERY line was cheesy.  However, I did again enjoy the breadcrumbs of plot that were nicely scattered and then returned to, as well as the way the plot kept dragging them back into the White House in plausible ways.

Cost: free from library
Where watched: at home with Matt

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2013/white_house_down_ver5.html

I’m sorry, but the comments are too good not to grab.  I love that some of them include their job titles.  Is a Visitor Experience Associate of the Science Museum of Minnesota qualified to judge this poster?  The internet says yes.

Adreanna Ramirez ·

might be the worst poster of the year. Its so bad on so many levels.
Shawn Grobel ·
walk away bro, just walk away.

Donnacha Kenny ·

“Cool guys don’t look at explosions…”

Bert Shuttlecock ·

Generic and uninteresting. Except ID4, the rest of the director’s credit is useless or even harmful!

Ryan O’Brien ·

Would have been so much better if he were looking at us incredulously with his thumb jerked behind him as if to say ‘Holy sh*t do you see that?’

Richard Nelson

When you’re the second movie about something in a year, why would you create a poster that resembles something from the first movie?

http://impawards.com/2013/olympus_has_fallen_ver13.html

Fred Carlsson ·

Bad bad bad.

Heidl Bär ·

John Carter of Earth?

Alexandro Olivera ·

Awwww the famous and inevitable red sparks.

 

Day of Driving, Eight Eposodes of Serial and Ever Closer to our Passport Goal.

So we’ve got this rain thing happening in my part of Oregon, you might have heard.  And we do things in the rain, because if you don’t do things in the rain, you don’t get to do much for nine months of the year.  But man, was it a miserable spring day when we set out on our journey.  The kind with dark skies and pouring rain and everything just sopping wet.  The kind of day where you can be sitting warm and dry in a car and still feel chilly.

Our aim was to drive to Lincoln City, get our passport stamp there, then head up 101 to Gearheart and grab our stamps there, then head home on 26.  We brought along episodes of Season 1 of the Serial Podcast to keep us company.

This is after the rain had lightened up. I wanted to grab a picture when it looked really terrible, but I was busy driving.IMG_5117

One nice things about rainy days, you get some great rainbows.  I saw two full rainbows and another partial. IMG_5118

Our first destination.  McMenamins Lighthouse Brewpub is another strip mall McMenamins, this one located in Lincoln City. IMG_5119

Unlike most restaurants, this one had a photo hunt.  It wasn’t too hard though. IMG_5120

In fact, it was to the right of the clue. Here, Matt poses with the picture. IMG_5121

We completed that passport goal.  Aside from driving to Lincoln City, this was the easiest one so far, requiring only one stamp. IMG_5122

Matt chose the crab fondue appetizer.IMG_5123

I went with the bowl of clam chowder.  And I got two bags of oyster crackers!IMG_5124

Though it was a strip mall McMenamins, I liked how the second floor made me feel like I was tucked away in a crow’s nest.   IMG_5125

Our weather improved a ton and we stopped at the Tillamook Cheese Factory, where I bought my traditional bag of squeaky cheese.  The factory was producing 40 pound blocks of cheese.IMG_5126

This is a terrible picture, information-wise, as well as compositionally. IMG_5127

We stopped at the viewpoint at Tillamook Bay.  There was a lot of wind going on.IMG_5128

Our next stop was a quick hike to Short Sands beach in Oswald West State Park.  The waves were crashing like mad.IMG_5129

Matt and I had visited this summer, when the tide was out and there was a good amount of sand.  This time, the tide was in and we discovered just how short the sand at Short Sands Beach can be.  The wind was intense–it pushed us off the beach when we turned to go.IMG_5130

We stopped at Gearheart Hotel to get our stamps and prizes.  This was the answer to the photo clue.  Unique to McMenamins hotels, this location had interperative text on nearly every photo.  This made finding the correct photo a challenge.  Luckily for me, a guy in the Pot Bunker Bar told me where it was. IMG_5131

Matt and Linda pose outside the hotel. IMG_5132

Though Matt could have gotten a second leather drink cosy, he opted for the pint glass and pin, as did I.IMG_5133

Forktown Food Tour: Alphabet District and the Pearl

Matt’s mom Linda is visiting and she bought us tickets for another fabulous Forktown Food Tour.

Our first stop was the Picnic House.IMG_5106

Here’s the food plan for the day.  Doesn’t it sound fabulous?

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At Picnic House we had a great beet salad as well as a very good sample of wine.  I loved the beet/panko crumb topping to the salad.  They take beet juice and mix it with panko, then roast it.  Very good.

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I also learned that the Picnic House was the entrance to the original Heathman Hotel.  When the owners found what was behind the drywall, they revamped their restaurant concept and their goal is to bring the picnic indoors.  Thus, they have a lot of moss in their decor.  They also use old lithograph plates, which are fun to look at.IMG_5109

Here you can see the original tile floor and the grand staircase. I’d eaten here before, and enjoyed it, so it was even more fun to get the story behind the restaurant’s origin.IMG_5110

Our next stop was the Dump Truck, so we could sample some dumplings.  We also learned about Portland food cart culture.  The guy in the picture was not part of our tour, but was super excited to show off the Dump Truck’s dumplings to his friends.

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Here is Mr. Ma’s Special (pork dumpling) and the Down to Earth (the vegan selection).  They were both quite good, and I’m not a huge fan of dumplings.IMG_5112

Our next stop was Verde Cocina, which has a location near Matt’s work and so he eats there often.  He really enjoys their specials.  We had enchilada with mole sauce, guacamole and vegetables, plus a margarita, all of which were delightful.  And I don’t usually drink margaritas.IMG_5113

Next was Lardo, another of my favorites.  We were treated to a pork meatball banh mi and Lardo fries.  Lardo started as a food cart and became a brick and mortar establishment.  You can also (and I have) eat at Grassa, which is the handcrafted pasta establishment.

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Next was Cacao, where we sampled two different single origin chocolates as well as Cacao’s famous drinking chocolate.  Which was amazing.  So amazing that at least one person from almost every group on the tour purchased drinking chocolate to take home.IMG_5115

Our last stop was Petunia’s Pie and Pastries where we sampled a marionberry bar as well as a salted caramel bar.  All items sold at Petunia’s are gluten-free and vegan.IMG_5116

It was a great food tour.  Thanks Linda!

Three sentence movie reviews: Thirteen

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I’ve been meaning to see this since its debut in 2003, because I knew it would be a good movie, but I also knew it would be a hard movie. And man, was it a hard movie, partially because it was written by a thirteen-year-old girl.  Super props for the mom character though, as she was well-rounded in a way mothers in film usually aren’t.

Cost: $11.00 (Half of the $22.00 POWFest double feature)
Where watched:  Hollywood Theater

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2003/thirteen.html

POWFest: Catherine Hardwicke

Thank goodness I signed up for the Hollywood Theater’s newsletter, or this opportunity would have passed me by.  Two movies I’ve been meaning to see– Miss You Already, Thirteen–plus a conversation with the director, Catherine Hardwicke? Yes please!

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Hardwicke was interviewed by Melissa Silverstein, founder and editor of Women & Hollywood, the site where (among other things) you can sign up for a weekly email of movies about, written, or directed by women.

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Hardwicke told us some great stories.  Among them:

  • The movie treatment for Twilight was rejected by every studio.  Hardwicke thought it would be successful, given the online chatter.  She was told that the only market for a Twilight movie would be 400 teenage girls in Salt Lake City.
  • After having the #1 movie in the country (Twilight) she did not receive a car or a three-picture deal from the studio, as is common practice for male directors.  Instead, there were balloons and mini-cupcakes.
  • She was told that the 69 million Twilight made its first weekend was probably all it was going to make–that everyone who was going to see it had already done so.  Instead, it went on to make 400 million dollars.
  • Hardwicke had the option of directing the second movie in the Twilight series, but declined.  She assumed the studio would hire another woman director.  They did not.  The next four Twilight movies, all four Hunger Games movies and all three Divergent movies have been directed by men.
  • Movies made by women don’t get the advertising budgets that movies made by men do.   Hardwicke pointed out that we probably never saw an ad for Miss You Already.
  • She wrote Thirteen with Nikki Reed when Reed was 13.  They mostly wrote the script over six days while Reed was on winter break.
  • Hardwicke was also a production designer and worked on Tank Girl which she said was very fun.
  • To be a director with a project that goes, you have to have about eighteen projects going.
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This was a great program and I was sad to note that most of the seats in the theater were empty.  Why weren’t more people attending?  Then I realized that I’m interested in women’s voices in film, yet I’ve never attended the POWFest.  I also don’t tend to prioritize watching female created/centered films in the theater, but rather wait for them on DVD.  I’ve made a pledge to return to POWFest next year and to make more of an effort to prioritize women’s films.

Miss You Already

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Birth, death and other stuff, with two wonderful actresses we don’t get to see enough of.*  This movie doesn’t shy away from the cancer stuff, though it also takes a twist not typical of cancer movies.  Overall, a really fabulous film and unfortunately overlooked.

Cost:  $11.00 (one half of $22.00 ticket for the Catherine Hardwicke Double Feature at the POWFeset.)
Where watched: Hollywood Theater

*Plus Dominic Cooper, aka “Bucky” in Captain America.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/intl/uk/2015/miss_you_already.html
Good lord but I love Toni Collette’s necklaces!