Not such a great Postcrossing month on the receiving end…

I love how the Postcrossing people not only facilitate the sending and receiving of postcards around the world, but they also enjoy stats as much as me.  Sadly, these stats show it was a dry month for receiving postcards.  Oh well, I guess more will come in January.
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U.S.A. 1 9
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Three sentence movie reviews: To the Wonder

Should your child ever ask you what it’s like to be high and you don’t really want them to ingest an illegal substance to find out the answer, might I recommend this movie as a passable substitute?  It’s full of heightened sounds and tones and sort of dreamy and nothing much happens, and even when it does, all the emotions seem muted.  It’s not at all a gripping way to spend two hours, but, just like being in a certain altered state, it’s rather pleasant.

Cost:  $2.00 from Videorama.  (I was attempting to have an Affleck Bros. double feature, but Ain’t Them Bodies Saints had been rented out.)
Where watched:  at home.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2013/to_the_wonder.html

Top Books Read in 2013. Part III: Grown Up Fiction, Nonfiction and Graphic Novels.

Wrapping up the books read post we continue up the age spectrum to the grownup books.

Grownup books:
Attachments
Rainbow Rowell takes us back to 1999 and an Omaha newspaper newsroom.  Eavesdrop in on two employee’s conversations via email. You won’t be the only one who is eavesdropping, and it’s fun to find out just what kind of a conundrum the book character is getting himself into by eavesdropping.

Signature of All Things
It’s very long and very good.  Take a journey through the 19th century with the daughter of a wealthy Philadelphia merchant/plant importer.

Telegraph Avenue
Or perhaps you would like to take a very long journey (though a fraction of time compared to the previous novel) through current day San Francisco and a record shop owned by two longtime friends?  Michael Chabon has a way with description and his characters don’t disappoint.

Love’s Winning Plays
Then there’s this brief bit of funny fiction.  If you are into skewering college football and the princely riches that come along with it, this is the book for you.  If you are could care less about college football and the princely riches, but enjoy hilarious novels, (as I do) this book is for you.

White Teeth
Another long book.  It seems when I’m not whipping through YA in a day or two I enjoy a story that spools out over many pages.  This time journey to London and catch some sharp observations.

Grownup–Honorable Mentions
Ash Wednesday
Glaciers

Nonfiction
The Cocktail Primer
Perhaps you would like a clearly written basic book of cocktails?  This, my friend, is that book.

Vivian Maier:  Out of the Shadows
Check out this book of photographs taken over a few decades by a woman who worked as a nanny.  They were discovered after her death and are incredible.

You Can’t Get There from Here
Gayle Forman and her husband traveled around the world for a year.  They went to unique places, and Forman structures the book with each chapter exploring a different unique part of the world. In the interludes between unique parts of the world, and sometimes within each chapter, Forman writes honestly of how the trip is affecting their marriage.

Quality Graphic Novels
Bad Houses
Hang out in Failin, Oregon and see what some of the residents are up to.

Bluffton
Spend several summers with a group of Vaudevillians on vacation.   One of them is a young Buster Keaton.

Top Books Read in 2013. Part II: YA, how we love you.

I love YA.  I love that it explores the nooks and crannies of adolescence.  I love that it’s even better written then when I was a YA.  I love that I can read it quickly.  Here are my top YA books I read this year, divided into two categories:  A Top 10 (plus honorable mentions) of YA books that have romance as the main (or a large part of their) plot.  I also include A Top 5 (plus honorable mentions) of YA books that do not concern themselves with romance.

As before, links will send you to the Goodreads page for the book, with all the information you will need to find the book.

Top 10 YA With Romance
(I should note that I like the romance part a lot, so some might quibble with me as to whether some of these stories are actually concerned with romance.)
Dodger
Maybe you want to catch up with the Artful Dodger?  Terry Pratchett has a delightful bit of historical fiction for you.

Eleanor & Park
Both of the title characters don’t fit into their worlds in different ways.  They find each other through a love of books and music and their connection helps one support the other.  An incredible story by my new favorite author.

Fangirl
The same person who wrote Eleanor & Park also gives us Cath, the incredibly awkward college freshman who is a master at writing fan fiction.  So.  Funny.  And also sweet and dramatic.

If I Stay / Where She Went
The first of this two-book series is gripping and incredible and I think you should just read it, instead of reading a synopsis. It will be that much better, trust me.  The second book is also quite good.  This is by my other new favorite author.

Just One Day / Just One Year
Man, sometimes a book just catches you and it becomes difficult to go to bed on time, or fix dinner or even go to work, because all you want to do is read.  Just One Day was that book for me.  And Just One Year was nearly as consuming.

Love and Other Perishable Items
It wasn’t quite as consuming as Just One Day, but nearly so.  Having worked in a grocery store, I loved that perspective, and the twin unrequited loves the two leads felt were well written.

Openly Straight
Rafe is gay and out of the closet and fine with it.  But when he decides to attend a boarding school for his junior year of high school, he decides not mention to anyone that he is gay.  Very interesting setup.

Out of the Easy
What’s a daughter of a French Quarter prostitute to do with her life?  That’s the question in this grand bit of historical fiction, set in the 1950s.

September Girls
Sam’s dad drags him to a beach house on an island for the summer and said island is populated with a ton of incredibly beautiful girls, who all seem to be very interested in Sam.  The rest of the book doesn’t go the way you are thinking it will.

The Infinite Moment of Us
True confession:  This is one of my favorites because it’s very explicit in its description of sex, and what comes before sex.  However, that said, I like the way the characters experience sex and what comes before it.

YA With Romance–Honorable Mentions
All the Truth That’s In Me
Far Far Away
Hattie Big Sky
In the Shadow of Blackbirds
OCD Love Story

Top 5 YA No Romance
Forgive Me, Leonard Peacock
Leonard has plans to murder a classmate and kill himself.  Not at all as horrifying as it sounds.

One Came Home
Aside from the title, which I hate, I loved everything about this book which has a little bit of everything in a not-overwhelming way.

Shift
Kinda mystery, kinda adventure.  Good bicycle book.

The Different Girl
The kind of book that will probably stick with me for a very long time.

The Thing About Luck
Tragically funny in that way that books can be sometimes.

YA No Romance–Honorable Mentions
In Darkness
Winger

Top Books Read in 2013. Part I: The kid books, including picture and j-level.

Just because you are over eighteen doesn’t mean you won’t love these books.  Or maybe you have a young reader who is interested?  The links in the title will take you to the Goodreads page for the book, which lists all the information you will need.  If you are my friend on Goodreads, it will also be easy to see my review.

All lists are in alphabetical order.

Picture Books
A Long Way Away
Take a long journey through space.  If you liked following that kid in the Family Circus as he wanders around the comic strip, this book is for you.

Mr. Wuffles!
Mr. Wuffles is a cat who spurns all toys except for one.  But this toy is not like any other.  Find out why.

Year of the Jungle
Suzanne Collins (she of the Hunger Games and the Gregor series) tells us about the year her dad went to Vietnam.  Good capture of a child’s sense of time and making sense of what she can.

Tiger in my Soup
Fabulous illustrations and fun for all the little brothers out there. And the big sisters who might recognize themselves.

Unicorn Thinks He’s Pretty Great
The title says it all.  See the world through Goat’s eyes.

Picture Book Honorable Mentions:
Carnivores
Xander’s Panda Party

Juvenile Chapter Books
I’m not the biggest fan of these, so I didn’t even have five for my list.  But the four I had were good.

Counting By 7’s
My library lists this as YA, but I put it in the “J” category because the girl is 12 and I think kids tend to read about children older than them, not younger.  I loved this main character and how she just kept on chugging through her troubles.

Doll Bones
If your middle-school student (or you) likes to be creeped out by stories, this is a book for him/her.  Also a good depiction of middle school kids being at different places in their maturity.

Gone Fishing: A Novel in Verse
Great story told using poems.  Perfect for introducing elementary school kids to different forms of poetry.

P.S. Be Eleven
Not a story set in a New York City Public School (P.S. 11) as I first thought, but a story of three sisters in Brooklyn in the 1960s.  Very well done.  It’s also the second book, so you might want to read One Crazy Summer first.

Power Ballads. A Blog Post.

My recent viewing of Rock of Ages got me thinking about the power ballad.  Here are some things the power ballad and their videos all have in common:

  • They show the band (mostly) but often have a side story or theme with actors, or sexy ladies
  • They are nearly all sung much higher than my range (What did all the bass singers in the 80s do?)
  • The band members almost always have very awesome clothing (with Damn Yankees being the exception)
  • There are usually a multitude of shots of sexy women, either models/actresses hired, or snippets of crowd shots
  • The lyrics are sometimes quite excellent in their banality
  • And, as I write this, not a single one of these videos has a commercial playing before you can view it

And so I bring you this retrospective of my favorites:
And I hope you understand the way I spin the word “favorites” to mean something like: at one time I desperately loved these songs and so I still feel a strong affection for them, even if now I find some of them a little silly.

To view, click the links, or, if the site lets you, you can watch the embedded videos.

Patience
Guns & Roses
“The record company made Guns & Roses write ‘Patience’,” said boyfriend #2 with a steely glint of admiration in his voice, “because the crowds were getting too out of control and they wanted the band to play something to calm them down.”
I have no idea if this is true or not, but I prefer this song to “November Rain” which has also has its merits.
Watch for:

  • Axl having to read the lyrics to this song while they are filming the video
  • Slash more interested in a snake than the many scantily clad women at his bedside
  • Panning over the sound guys, who look normal-80s and not rock-star-80s
  • The disappearing hotel hallway people
  • Axl’s pants
  • The smashing of the neon phone
  • Axl watching himself singing “Welcome to the Jungle” while looking a bit morose
  • The “ah” at the end of the song

Heaven
Warrant
Watch this and look for:

  • Jani Lane’s headband
  • Moving Polaroids of the band with names–perhaps J.K. Rowling saw this video?
  • Much footage of the band playing live
  • Hot woman serving as photographer
  • Excellence in lyrics: how I love the way you move/and the sparkle in your eyes/there’s a color deep inside them/ like blue suburban skies
  • I’m also noticing that the lead guitarist is much better looking than the singer.
  • Riding of motorcycle through empty stadium
  • Classic 80s double guitar
  • All-white outfits with their names on the jacket sleeves (!!!!!)
  • Jani Lane shaking the mother finger for emphasis in one spot
  • Fireworks on stage
  • Many candid shots of fans
  • Band posing in towels, with their long hair twisted up
  • Sexy wink.
  • “Yeah” ending

I Remember You
Skid Row
Their other ballad “18 and Life” is also good, but more sad-sad than sad-romance-ballad sad.
Look for:

  • Many shots of the band looking solitary, despite the fact they are playing the song together
  • Narrative of sad homeless man walking alone and staring at photos
  • Excellence in Lyrics: “All the tears you cry, they call my name”
  • Shots of a classic 80s 12-string guitar
  • Bass player singing along
  • A bridge
  • Really, there are many more excellence in lyrics moments in this song
  • Sad homeless man dropping pictures on the ground and in the homeless guy fire in the garbage can

High Enough
Damn Yankees
Look for:

  • Opening plot that works in the band’s name
  • Good gum chewing by the lead female in the story
  • Good gum chewing by Ted Nugent.  
  • Also sunglasses
  • Lead singer’s haircut, which was much like mine my senior year of high school
  • Slowest running from the police ever
  • Ted Nugent kicking down a door
  • Ted Nugent playing the guitar solo while being shot at by the police
  • Shirtless drummer
  • Apparently being the getaway driver leads one to the gas chamber in some states?
  • Ted Nugent as gum chewing priest

(Can’t Live Without Your) Love and Affection
Nelson
Look for:

  • Disinterested twin brothers in backstage-like black and white setting
  • Harmony!!–not a usual feature of 80s Rock
  • Sudden transition to big set, in full color
  • Girl in bikini on set 
  • One brother in torn jeans, one brother in over-the knee red boots.  Maybe those are chaps?
  • Same set, but clothing change for verse two
  • Interesting botanical setting, but with foofy material on the ceiling
  • Brothers who play guitar leaving the guitar solo to yet another guitarist?
  • Expressive hand gestures that don’t involve playing music, yet music is still playing?
  • A LOT of twin brothers singing directly into the camera
  • Snow coming from the ground?  Not sure what that fluffy stuff is.
  • End with just twins playing guitar back in the backstage-like setting

Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Poison
I won’t lie.  I still love this song, it’s probably a top-10 from the 80s.  I probably love it partially because Bret Michaels sings in my range, something that was quite rare for the time period.  But the video, I have to say, is a bit disturbing.  At some point in his writing, Chuck Klosterman pointed out how this video is a “sobering examination of Poison’s alcoholism” and he’s not wrong.
Look for:

  • Sad and sighing Bret Michaels
  • Sad and sighing scantily clad woman
  • Shots of the band onstage
  • Many rather disturbing clips of the band in states of inebriation
  • Band hi-jinks
  • Smashing of guitar on stage
  • Wet drummer in slow-mo
  • Fan biting lip
  • Bret Michaels on a pole

Love Song
Tesla
I think this one holds up rather well, though I have to sing along an octave lower
Look for:

  • Day in the life of a concert from empty through setup, fan arrival and the concert itself
  • Band on the bus looking mellow
  • Band in rehearsal
  • White pants with black footprints on them (!)
  • Crowd shots, including attractive women singing along
  • Classic 80s double guitar
  • High kick by lead singer
  • Girl sitting on boyfriend’s shoulders
  • Many devil signs by the crowd
  • Playing while smoking
  • Headbands on the lead singer and the drummer
  • Airplane writing the word LOVE

When the Children Cry
White Lion
This was actually painful to both watch and listen to. It has not held up well. At all.
Look for:

  • Opening stills of the band
  • Lead singer looking sad and serious
  • Guitarist on playground, sitting on merry-go-round
  • Very serious message about being born into a world where “man is killing man, and no one knows why”
  • Picture of little child
  • All the band looking sad and serious
  • Despite all the serious, some quick cuts to band in concert
  • Excellence in lyrics: “no more presidents/one united world/under god”
  • Interesting geometrical shirt worn by guitarist during solo
  • Many shots of children looking serious
  • Excellence in lyrics: “when the children fight/let them know it ain’t right”

Living in Sin
Bon Jovi
I loved this album and liked this song a lot–enough to transcribe it into a journal.  But watching the video now!  Yow!  It seems fairly racy for my then-eighth-grade self.  O! MTV.  Such promises you made to us about romance. That said, the “kids” in this video look like they are in their early 20s, too old for their parents to be so interfering.
Look for:

  • Voice over by Jon Bon Jovi
  • Couple having sex in motel room (though just hinting at it in a PG way)
  • Couple on beach with waves crashing over them
  • Jon and Richie singing into the same microphone
  • Sex in car (we’ve moved to PG-13 sex)
  • Jon snapping with a cute smile
  • Catholic scenes of communion followed with the juxtaposition of man’s finger in woman’s mouth
  • Disgruntled look at parents by main male actor
  • More sex in motel 
  • Parents sleeping in twin beds with dad looking sad
  • Jon looking sad while singing and crossing himself
  • Couple being discovered in motel room by parents, who are very angry
  • Sad glances by couple as they are separated by parents
  • Couple anticipating the hand-on-window scene in Titanic (perhaps James Cameron watched this video?)
  • Girl in couple running off with hot guy in couple, leaving her parents angry and in the house

Love Bites
Def Leppard
I may have slow-danced to this song at a junior high dance.  Or I may have wished I was slow dancing to this song at a junior high dance.
Look for:

  • Girl on mattress reading magazine, but really lolling about in a sexy way
  • Lead singer in silhouette/half light
  • Sexy girl looking at the landscape while wearing gloves
  • Sighting of guitarist
  • Jean jacket with pin
  • Various band members singing up into the microphones.  Why did they not lower them?
  • Woman in red dress walking
  • Sexy gloved woman removing sunglasses while sitting by water
  • Singer and guitarist singing into same microphone
  • Woman running up spiral staircase to nowhere
  • Other various sexy women looking at the camera
  • Distorted final line: “if you’ve got love in your sights/Watch out: love bites”

Motley Crue
There is no embedded video for this song because Motley Crue’s “Official Video” for this song is from 1991 and has black and white stills and old photos and that was not what I was looking for.  It was only by googling “Where is the original version of Motley Crue’s Home Sweet Home?” that I found a link.  But there it was, just as I remembered it, in all its trashy glory.
Look for:

  • Tour bus driving
  • Stage being set
  • Band taking the stage, but not before kissing all the posters of hot girls
  • Fireworks
  • Drummer spinning sticks
  • Decorative scarf on microphone
  • Jumping off risers on stage
  • White chaps
  • Pointing up when singing “up in lights”
  • Fans jumping on stage
  • Fans being carried off stage
  • Fan flashing the camera
  • Various things being swung around on stage
  • Drummer singing along to guitar solo
  • Iconic playing of piano riff at the end
  • Band taking a bow
  • Band walking off stage indicating they are number one
  • Tour bus that says “Rockin & Rollin”
Aerosmith
This is another favorite.  It has all the elements of a classic power ballad.  And so many fun details, I had to pause the video so I could type them all.
Look for:
  • Band on stage, and due to video magic also in several different rooms and landscapes.  Joe Perry is partial to the desert.
  • Stephen Tyler singing on the moon, but no! It’s reflection of Stephen Tyler in Stephen Tyler’s own pupil (!!!!)
  • Breaking down a wall when singing “break the walls between us”
  • Opening a trap door to look into another room where Stephen Tyler is singing
  • Floaty sexy angel
  • Stephen Tyler as lonely detective-type person
  • Sexy lady in silhouette while dancing naked
  • Who disappears when Stephen Tyler pulls down the sheet!
  • Stephen Tyler writhing and singing in bed while singing “sleeping in this bed alone”
  • Stephen Tyler reaching for sexy floaty angel
  • Joe Perry without a shirt
  • Floaty angel in concert
  • Floaty angel touching Stephen Tyler in a certain “area”
  • Stephen Tyler in two very good outfits. One white and sparkly, one grey with tails and stripes.
  • Stretching out the two syllable word “angel” into 8 or 9 syllables
  • Band (except drummer) all singing on one mike
  • Stephen Tyler spitting something at us

Top 10 movies of 2013 (Part II)

Here are my top rankings of movies I watched in 2013 (that were from other years.)  Just because it took me a while to get around to them doesn’t mean they aren’t good.  You can see my best of 2013 (from 2013) by reading this other post.  See my original Three Sentence Reviews by clicking on the links.

Listed in alphabetical order:

Bernie
Jack Black playing a very un-Jack Black character.  Plus Shirley MacLaine, Matthew McConaughey, residents of small Texas towns and TWO musical production numbers.

Paper Heart
Weird girl!  But so fun!  And Michael Cera in a fabulous quasi-documentary.  Words fail me to paint the proper picture of just how enjoyable this movie is.

Platoon
So it took me a while.  But I watched it and I liked it.  Travel back in time when all those guys were young.  Twitch at all the grody war stuff. Realize your Charlie Sheen thing wasn’t all that strange.

Premium Rush
Joseph Gordon-Levett as bicycle messenger in a “map” movie meaning they several times trace maps through New York City.  Michael Shannon as the very bad guy.  Plus, one of the best bar kisses on film.  Perhaps the best.

Rock of Ages
I’m totally the target audience, but even so, this was incredibly fun.  And Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand make up for their lack of singing pipes as a very funny comedy duo.  Catherine Zeta-Jones should just restrict herself to over-the-top characters.

Safety Not Guaranteed
There are the good movies everyone natters on about and then there are the good movies that are unexpected.  This was the second kind.  It had a bit of a bizarre plot, but by investing your time in this movie you will be served with a full meal of good movie.  There is character growth, humor, a few tears. Also, the entire time I just wasn’t sure if we were watching a movie making fun of a weird guy, or a quasi-sci-fi drama.  I’ll let you find out which way the wind blew.

Silver Linings Playbook
Perfect story, in that I wasn’t “in” from the get go.  It seemed a bit off, I wasn’t totally sold and then, wham! They got me.  Upon repeat viewing with Matt, I felt him experience the exact same distance and the exact same locking-in at the same point.  Perfect cast, main and supporting, quirky characters, captivating story.  When watching the preview, I was annoyed that Jennifer Lawrence was in this because she is too young, but she played older and was fabulous and I wouldn’t trade any of them for the world.

Take this Waltz
A movie about a young married woman drawn to another man.  The longing is palpable, so much so that I ended up feeling like I was cheating on her poor husband.  This has not only an interesting love triangle, but all three characters are fully developed.  The film is also quite hot, as longing tends to be. Plus, Sara Silverman has a minor role.  So it was a good film and then, where the ending usually would be, the film just kept going to deposit us in an entirely different space.  And that’s what made it a great film.

The Help
I was ready not to like it because the book was so good and also complex and there was no way they were going to be able to transfer all that to the movie.  But they did!  And the acting was superb.  And the men were actually minimized in the book-to-movie transfer, which is something that never happens.

The Master
This is probably not the best movie to watch while you are knitting, or letting the dog in and out of the house or stopping the film to answer the phone.  Because you might become distracted and just stop watching, because it’s that kind of film.  However, if you can set aside the time to just watch this movie, you will be bowled over by an intense plot and stellar acting.  It’s also fantastically weird.  Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Amy Adams standing over a sink are permanently burned in my brain.

Top 10 Movies of 2013 (Part I)

I’ve got two separate posts for you and a bonus list.  Or, if you want sentences instead of paragraphs, you can go to the Patricia Awards for Movies.

Let me begin by saying I think ranking Top 10 lists is dumb.  Flim/Movies covers a lot of ground, and how can you compare the best documentary to the best film you saw with ‘splosions?  That said, I do have a #1 choice:  Frances Ha.  But everything after that is too hard to rank.  So here are my lists in alphabetical order.  Link(s) to the original three sentence reviews by clicking on the titles.

My Top 10 Movies (that were released in 2013):

I have no ability to critically regard any of the “Before” movies because I am crazy about them.  I love that I am two years younger than the characters, I love that they keep catching me in life stages, I love that they are well written, witty, thoughtful and superbly acted.  And I love that Julie Delpy’s Celine is a piece of work.  No shaving off the rough edges of that character. If you haven’t already partaken, plan a day, or series of days, and watch all three:  Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Before Midnight.

Fast & Furious 6
This movie made my list partially because Filmspotting’s Poll question this week was “Which of these 2013 box office hits would you most like to see make some ‘best of’ lists?” and this was my pick.  (It’s currently losing with only 6.16% of the vote.)  So I couldn’t not include it in my Top 10 list.  But it’s also here representing films made for the masses.  I like to be challenged in my movie watching, I like to be transported to other places and times, I like to experience things through characters.  And sometimes I just like big, dumb action movies which are not only fun IN the theater, but fun to recount dramatically to people who find such films stupid.  They are also fun to read about online.  This one not only had a How it Should Have Ended treatment, but the movie franchise has also spawned much debate about the physics of the Fast universe.  Now that’s a great movie franchise.

Frances Ha
Those of you who know me know that the lack of women in cinema drives me crazy.  I love movies, I love women’s stories and it frustrates me that we don’t get to see more of them.  Or even two women in a movie. Or even a sub-plot with a woman in a movie.  Or a film that doesn’t just have the woman in the girlfriend role.  I could go on, and have.  But enter Frances Ha, making my movie dreams come true.  I also hated that mid-20s period of floundering in my own life, so it was wonderful to see that life passage writ large on the big screen.  Also, its fun and funny.

Kings of Summer
Until they start making good movies about teenage girls, I will have to slack my thirst for adolescent life passages with movies about boy teenagers.  Fun fact:  when I was in high school (and even college) Hollywood produced basically NO movies about teenagers.  The sun had set on the Brat Pack and wouldn’t rise again until the late-90s with Can’t Hardly Wait, American Pie and their like.  Except for Heathers, we had nothing after Say Anything, and that classic came out when I was in eighth grade.  So a vast yearning need to see my adolescent story played out while I was an adolescent was not fulfilled and thus I tend to watch every single (non-horror) teenage film that appears.  This one hit every note of high school summer with three very memorable actors.  Plus all the supporting cast was excellent.  My teeth dried out from smiling.

Philomina
Judy Dench usually does right, so I expected this to be good.  I was surprised at just how good it was.  What could have ended up a sort of dramatized-for-television level of emotion was ratcheted up quite a few notches.  Aside from the main thrust of the story, Judy Dench’s portrayal of Philomina is fun to watch just from the “oh, mother really!” perspective.  Bring tissue. It’s a weeper.

The Place Beyond the Pines
I’m guessing that the vast majority of straight women have the same bad-boy fixation I have.  Hopefully y’all have found a very nice boy to settle down with and confine all your bad boy urges to the screen, as I have.  It really works much better if the bad boy is ephemeral celluloid.  I’ve gone on the record (multiple times) as NOT having a thing for Ryan Gosling.  However, blond Ryan Gosling with face tattoos is another story entirely.  This is a film in three acts, and blond Ryan Gosling is only around for the first act.  But the story that starts with him and then flows through the picture is breathtaking.  Also, this movie I can never remember the title.  I call it “that Pines film.”

Stories We Tell
Sarah Polly has been a great actress and director and it turns out makes a darn good documentary too.  It’s interesting to tell people the premise–Sarah Polly explores rumor that her father is not actually her father–and see what their reaction is. Polly layers her story with her siblings and father (her mother died when she was 11) and as we go deeper into the stories the story we are listening to gets complicated in interesting ways.  This movie is good for a gasp or two.  And maybe a tissue.

The To Do List
This movie makes my list because I’m stubborn and I’m willing to write off a movie’s failings (this one was a bit uneven) if it gives me something I never get.  Remember up there in the Frances Ha review where I talk about wanting to see more women in film?  Well, this deals directly with emerging female adolescent sexuality.  A lot of the reviews of this film said the same thing:  It’s American Pie from a girl’s perspective but not very well done.  But guess what?  It is FROM A GIRL’S PERSPECTIVE!  It’s not the film for every one.  Or most people.  But how often do I get to see a female set out to explore her own sexuality?  Not very often.  I liked it so much I wrote an essay about it.

This is the End
Whereas dirty female movies get written off as being crude, dirty boy movies are celebrated.  And this is a very dirty boy movie. And it is very, very, very funny.  And what makes it a fabulous film is that it never stops.  It manages to introduce untold scenes and stories and it never once stops and it never once drags.

The rest of the best

American Hustle.
It was a bit too long, but otherwise fabulous.

Enough Said.
Great chemistry, good story.

Gravity.
Everyone is seeing it for a reason.

Hunger Games: Catching Fire.
If they are going to make a favorite book series into a  movie series, they might as well be doing it well.

Much Ado About Nothing.
Shakespeare.  But fun.

Rush.
Go for the dreamy lead, stay for the story.

The Spectacular Now.
Fabulous acting.  Unfortunately culminates into a hideous rewriting resulting in a stupid Hollywood ending.

Thor:  The Dark World.
I like superhero movies.  Though I was surprised how much I liked this one.

White House Down.
Went for Channing Tatum, was surprised that I really enjoyed the film itself.

Bonus List:
Movies that might have made my Top-10 but I’ve yet to see them.
Those movie critics get to see those movies for free.  Not me.  I’ve got to find time and money to see them. Plus, a bunch haven’t opened yet in Portland.

20 Feet From Stardom
The women who haven’t made it big

Ain’t Them Bodies Saints
Casey Affleck!

August: Osage County
Ensemble full of people I love

Blue is the Warmest Color
All the straight male critics like it.  I need to weigh in my straight female point of view.

Blue Jasmine
Cate Blanchett!

Fruitville Station
Vince from Friday Night Lights!

Her
My secret nearly-twin Joaquin Pheonix in a hideous mustache.

In a World
Ridiculous that I have yet to see this!

Inside Llewellyn Davis
I’m getting that I will like the music, even if I end up not liking the film.

Out of the Furnace
Casey Affleck!

Prince Avalanche
Supposedly underrated.

Short Term 12
Excellent murmuring about this film.

The Wolf of Wall Street
Go for Leo, stay for the misogynist behavior.

Wadjda
Saudi Arabia.  Girl and her bike!

The Patricia Awards: Movies

It was a good movie year and I have many awards to present.  To read all the original Three Sentence Reviews use the search box.

In chronological order of viewing:

Best way to begin the New Year:
Silver Linings Playbook

Movie that spawned an 1800-word blog post:
The Notebook

Movie that should have ended 30 minutes before it did:
and
Movie with horrible ageist casting (the opposite way) that even resulted in an Oscar Nomination because Hollywood is stupid about women:
Lincoln

Joaquin Phoenix and I are linked, though he was icky in this role:
The Master

Good review of a fine teen classic:
10 Things I Hate About You

Delightful somewhat-documentary for romantics:
Paper Heart

It turns out that Ryan Gosling with face tattoos cancels out the hamster effect:
The Place Beyond the Pines

Solid movie that I would recommend nearly across the board:
Safety Not Guaranteed

Incredibly hot movie of longing that ends just past where you think it will:
Take this Waltz

Yep.  These guys are still assholes:
On the Road

Surprisingly good “map” movie with bike messengers and the always delightful Joseph Gordon-Levitt:
Premium Rush

Kind of hot December/May romance, but also a bit weird:
P.S.

All-consuming TV series that I just caught up with:
Friday Night Lights

Hideously annoying, stupid movie that I hated which also happened to have a top-five best kiss.
Drive

I was pressing seams.  Any movie will do.  Really:
Tower Heist

They killed off  my guy 10 minutes in. There ought to be a warning:
GI Joe Retaliation

Tim Riggins as space explorer in a very bad film:
John Carter

A gift that only comes around every nine years, but that I hope will appear again in 2022
Before Midnight

Best documentary of the year (and by a woman!):
Stories We Tell

Action adventure that I didn’t anticipate enjoying as much as I did:
White House Down

Best capture of mid-20s floundering and possibly my favorite movie of the year:
Frances Ha

Best Shakespeare movie adaptation I’ve ever seen:
Much Ado About Nothing

A bite of pure sugar delight and a stupid movie that I loved:
Fast & Furious 6

Best movie directed by someone I went to high school with:
and
Great depiction of female sexuality:
The To Do List

Mediocre movie that was saved by Sam Rockwell:
and
Best use of a Bonnie Tyler song this year:
The Way Way Back

Movie you might want to watch if you haven’t gotten around to it:
Bernie

Fabulous acting, great teen romance, fabulous teen life passages, and then the ending stinks it all up:
The Spectacular Now

Pure delight and you must see it now:
and
Movie that had not one, but TWO plot points hinge on the game of Monopoly:
Kings of Summer

Movie I am frustrated that no one told me about for years:
and
Best movie to make a point about tennis shoe wearing that was heard:
and
Best movie to use Dirty Dancing as a plot point:
Crazy, Stupid, Love

Movie with much too much porn imagery:
Don Jon

Boy-humor plot that had me gasping for air through my laughter:
This is the End

Best movie to make the point of how lovely it is that oxygen is free and plentiful:
Gravity

Much, much better than I thought it would be:
and
Most excellent final, final scene that few people saw because they left the theater:
Thor: The Dark World

The most hideous entry in the Channing Tatum Personal Film Festival:
Havoc

Still good after all these years:
Goodfellas

Watched just to see one of the stars and the plot caught me:
Rush

Even more wonderful film than one would guess, and with the ability to slay audiences by a simple turn of plot:
Philomina

Man, it just got that much better:
Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Best movie to use trampolines in a dance sequence:
Step-Up 2

Best movie to feature Amy Adams’ clavicle:
American Hustle

Worst movie about dumb criminals:
Pain and Gain

Best capture of middle age romance:
Enough Said

The “Yep. It turns out I like it too.” award:
Platoon

Inadvertent Paul Giamatti double feature:
Saving Mr. Banks 
(driver Ralph)
and
Rock of Ages 
(smarmy manager Paul)