A fun game.

I’m building up a bit of a cushion to my food budget. I want to leave a little left over every month, partly so I don’t accidentally bounce a check and partly so I have enough to get my quarter of beef next August. So here is what I ‘m doing.

I’ve made a list of staple food I eat each month. At the beginning of the month I am doing a “big shop” so I have all my basic food. My goal is to only shop one other time that month, however now that the meager amount of vegetables I harvested this year are beginning to peter out, I may need to go more often for vegetables.

I’ve done my “big shop,” as I’m calling it, for the month and have figured that to have an extra $10.00, I need to keep my spending on food for the rest of the month to $45.00. Is this possible?

Yesterday I bought thyme (they never had it in bulk and I had to give up and buy a regular jar) for $1.99 and a cup of dried beans for $0.48. This leaves me with $42.53 for the remaining 25 days in the month.

I’ll report in now and then, so you can follow along. In my opinion, the only way to save is to make things fun. It’s a fun test for me, and it will also probably keep me from spending $3.00 on cookies at The Pearl Bakery. Every time I do that I picture my grandmother rolling over in her grave. Sorry grandma, sometimes that shortbread just calls to me. Perhaps not this month, though, eh?

Three sentence movie review: The Social Network.

I’m deeply divided about this movie so you are getting six sentences, three each from two different perspectives.

From the general movie going public perspective:

This was just a fabulously gripping movie. From the first scene to the last the creation of the Internet site that changed all of our lives is mesmerizing–and we are talking about a lot of coding, i.e. people staring at screens. Top notch acting by everyone, especially the “we must see more of him” Jesse Eisenberg.

From a slightly-aware female perspective:

Where are the women? The movie starts with a great female character, but she quickly exits stage left and the women we see are reduced to object status (or slightly unhinged girlfriends.) Surely there must have been a few women involved in some aspect of the creation of Facebook

outside of the interns and the young things with flat stomachs for Sean Parker to snort cocaine off of?

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2010/social_network.html

What now?

So I’m still not caught up, what now? Now I will publish one post per day until I have caught up to present day. I’ve just placed all of September’s pictures into draft posts. I’ve made sure all the movies are listed. I’m ready to whiz through these….Shoot. I’ve got 16 posts in September on this blog alone. Never mind. I’m going to try and do two per day. Or a bunch on weekends. My oh-so-free weekends.

Results?
162 posts completed and published since August 20. That’s approximately 4 posts per day, which is a huge effort. Good job me.

Motivation, brought to you by Excel and Desktop Printing

It’s amazing what a nice looking piece of paper will do for my motivation. This was the sheet I created so I could keep track of my blog posting. Back in the day before desktop publishing, I would have hand written this out and it would not have been as pretty. It also would have taken me forever. I created this in about two minutes, printed it at school and was on my motivational way. There are so many wonderful things about this modern world.

The thing in shadow in the lower right-hand corner is the pin I got at the Romanian wedding Matt and I went to in August. I wasn’t sure where to put it and didn’t yet want to throw it away, so I stuck it on my motivational paper. Sentinel notices it every once in awhile and attempts to pull it down, so I should probably move it somewhere else. I think I will leave my piece of paper up for awhile, it feels so good to look at.

Poem for September: Permanently

Permanently
Kenneth Koch

One day the Nouns were clustered in the street.
An Adjective walked by, with her dark beauty.
The Nouns were struck, moved, changed.
The next day a Verb drove up, and created the Sentence.

Each Sentence says one thing—for example, “Although it was a dark
rainy day when the Adjective walked by, I shall remember the pure
and sweet _expression on her face until the day I perish from the
green, effective earth.”
Or, “Will you please close the window, Andrew?”
Or, for example, “Thank you, the pink pot of flowers on the window
sill has changed color recently to a light yellow, due to the heat from
the boiler factory which exists nearby.”

In the springtime the Sentences and the Nouns lay silently on the grass.
A lonely Conjunction here and there would call, “And! But!”
But the Adjective did not emerge.

As the adjective is lost in the sentence,
So I am lost in your eyes, ears, nose, and throat–
You have enchanted me with a single kiss
Which can never be undone
Until the destruction of language.

You might say that I am a fan of declarations of love which meander through the mundane before confessing their fondest feelings. “Thunder Road” by Bruce Springsteen is perhaps my favorite song mostly because of the line “You ain’t a beauty, but yeah, you’re all right.” It may be the type of people I’m attracted to, or it may just be the unrealistic expectations scripted drama creates, but I find most declarations of love in my past to be something along the lines of the following: “Did you get the peanut butter at the store? Shall we go to see that play? When was the last time we cleaned the house? Have I mentioned that I find you quite attractive and I love you? When do I get to have a new job?”

I also love the idea of the parts of speech having a whole lives we don’t know about. Can’t you picture the nouns, pimply and with poor posture, standing together near a streetlight? And the poor conjunctions, what of their fate?

Books read in September

I think September was a great reading month. I finished a lot of books in a variety of genres and though it wasn’t a great month for fiction, it was a fabulous month for non-fiction.

Read

Comedy of Errors
Wm Shakespeare
While reading this I several times thought, “I think this part will be funny when I see it on stage.” But I didn’t find it especially funny while reading. The beauty of Shakespeare’s language continues to escape me, until I see trained professionals bring it to life. And they did with great verve. And Edwardian bathing costumes! Long live Portland Actor’s Ensemble!

Slim Margin
Alison Apotheker
A collection of poems by a local Portland author and teacher, as well as a mom of children who attend the school where I work. I enjoyed this collection, especially “Forty-Somethings at the Swimming Hole” and “Ground Waters” which was featured this spring in the Writer’s Almanac. I also enjoyed that I could tell when the children appeared in her life.

Tiny, Tiny Houses
Lester Walker
I passed away a delightful afternoon studying the architectural drawings in this book. Some of my favorites: Tent House, which is made mostly of nylon, but which can be folded up into a tight locked structure when you are away from it. George Bernard Shaw’s Writing Hut which could be rotated to follow the sun. 1950’s Ranch House which is a tiny version of the house we all know. Also the Dune Shack which at the time of publication could still be found in the dunes of Cape Cod.

This is great inspirational reading for anyone who dreams of having a small space of her own. It also highlights great innovations in small space technology. I’m sure I will turn to this again and again.

Lavinia
Ursula K. Le Guin
I read this for the library’s discussion group and I’m pretty sure I would have not finished it if I were reading it for myself. It was not a quick read and so I had plenty of time to contemplate what was going on.
What worked:

  • I liked that I got to read the bones of a historic work without actually going to the trouble of reading the historic work.
  • I liked that the story was from a woman’s perspective
  • I liked learning about all the various ancient Roman religious rituals
  • I like that I’ve finally read something by Portland author Le Guin.

What didn’t work

  • The writing style was much more ornate that I am used to. I couldn’t skim.
  • The plot device mostly had me bored. LeGuin set up the story so I knew what was going to happen in each major part of narrative, either because the Poet appeared and told Livina, or because Livina herself told us what was going to happen. So then when it did, I was never surprised.
  • It turns out that even when I’m reading a rewritten tale from a woman’s perspective sometimes I won’t really care that much about the tale.

I will be interested to see what I learn in the discussion.

Late breaking news: at the discussion group, someone pointed out that the plot device that had me bored–telling you what will happen, then it happens–is a feature of Greek Theater. Ah! Now I see.

Empowering the Beginning Teacher of Mathematics Middle School.
NCTM
Short and to the point, this book is chock-full of important information and tips. I think my favorite page was the Summary of Questioning Techniques which lists several ineffective ways to ask questions and then presents several effective ways to make the ineffective question effective.

The funniest bit of advice was something along the lines of, “when your students ask how old you are, add 30 years to your current age, as that is how old they think you are.”

This would be a good book to review right before job hunting and, of course, after one secures a job and has yet to start teaching.

Papertown
John Green
I’ve been quite enjoying my foray into John Green’s works. This was a great novel told from a teenaged boy perspective that includes an elaborate prank, a mystery to solve, an incredibly funny road trip, and a love story. Alternately gripping, tragic, funny and smart, this is a fabulous YA novel.

Perfect Breathing
Al Lee & Don Campbell
Too tired to exercise? No healthy cooking skills? Don’t like fruits and vegetables? Do you want to improve your health but not really exert that much effort? Perfect breathing is for you. Lee and Campbell outline the many ways “perfect breathing” (taking a full, deep breath from your belly) can benefit you. Unlike many self help books, there is no program for you to adopt, no massive changes to make to your lifestyle. All you have to do is adopt the six second breath and you are on your way to better health. Sure, there are other exercises which you can do or not do. There is even a handy appendix which summarizes all of the exercises in the books. But really, the authors would be happy if you just revert to the belly breathing you did naturally as an infant.

Housebuilding for Children
Lester Walker
Yet another fabulous book by Mr. Walker. If I had children, this book would be part of our family library. By reading this book, children can learn to build their own play houses by themselves, with little-to-no adult supervision. Fabulous. Originally this was published in 1977 it is chock full of cute pictures of 1970s tykes (both boys and girls!) building six different play structures. In an age where children can’t do anything by themselves, for fear of whatever, this is a great book.

The Lonely Polygamist
Brady Udell
I’ve been stewing over this book for days and have come to the conclusion that I just didn’t like it. It was quite readable, but I couldn’t sympathize with either of the two adult (the polygamist referenced in the title and his fourth wife) main characters. I did like the other main character, the 11 year old boy. The adult problems seemed to be of their own making and the boy had little choice. Because I couldn’t connect with the characters, I was mostly annoyed and bored.

However, the lonely polygamist makes an observation that I did find truthful: women who learned of his polygamy were always distrustful whereas men were always very interested.

I think that polygamy works (somewhat) in agricultural societies where all those children can be put to work. But in our society it seems to create a lot of excess and lost children. I would argue that in the US today, if there is going to be polygamy, it should be one woman and several men, as this will result in less children and more “means” for the family to live on. I’d like to read that book. Who would be a good person to author it?

Started but did not finish.
Teaching Mathematics in the Middle School. A Practical Guide.
Krulik, Rudnick, Milou
If by “practical” they mean “boring” this is your guide. Incredibly thorough (does anyone going into teaching in the United States NOT know what an overhead projector is?) and includes sample lesson plans. I will grind through this in January when I’m gearing up for hiring season. Right now I just can’t force myself to read this.

Sigh.

Well, I’ve got one more day and I’m not going to totally catch up. I’ve been working like a dog since September fifth and I was hoping that by tomorrow I would be caught up to present day. But I’ve got the by-ear harmony singing class tomorrow which will cut into the blog posting time. Even if I do four posts (my redoubling of effort goal) I will still have about three more posts on this blog, plus whatever I need to do for September for The Orange Door blog. So, I’m not to present day, but much, much closer than I was on Friday August 20.

Overall, a “good job me” award. Into the breach!

Three sentence movie reviews: Ghost Town


This had a good premise (dead people wandering around New York City and when living people walk through them, they sneeze) but was ultimately a mediocre movie. Part of the problem was that Ricky Gervais’ character swung through several different personalities in the course of the film. This wasn’t unpleasant to watch, which makes it a good “flu” movie, in my book.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2008/ghost_town.html

AM Mystery

A bad picture due to early morning light, but the car on the right was left running, with its lights and windshield wipers on (although it wasn’t raining.) The trunk was open and the driver and passenger seats were flung forward. It looked like it had run into something, though nothing around it looked as though it had been hit. I approached cautiously, but there was nothing to see, so I walked away. There was a gentleman outside a business and he told me that one of his employees had seen the car roll to a stop and a guy jump out, grab something from the back and drive off. Someone had called 911, so I continued on my way to work. I could hear the sirens approaching while I was at the Max stop, but I will never know exactly what happened here.

Three sentence movie reviews: Cyrus


Excellent performances by all three actors, this was like watching three great character studies. It was fun to notice the parallels between John C. Reilly and his ex-wife and Jonah Hill and Marisa Tomei. Plus, any movie with Catherine Keener in it is for me.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2010/cyrus.html