Three sentence movie reviews: Fast Five

This movie is awesome in its incredibly unbelievable plot, its fabulous (and also unbelievable) special effects, its over-the-top, well, everything. I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed it, far beyond its actual worthiness. Could my great love for this film have to do with Vin Diesel, a man who looks like he was an incredible nerd all through his formative years*, yet bulked up and became a hunky star, despite his lack of official good looks, so-so acting skills and odd voice?

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*Hah! IMDB reports that he is a D&D fan! I knew it!

One thought on “Three sentence movie reviews: Fast Five”

  1. It seems interesting to me that this is out of order from the other FF movies. You are killing me with this fascination. Love the nerdy investigative reporting you did!

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