Three Sentence Movie Reviews: Magic Mike XXL

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My expectations were low going in and indeed, this is a long, slow movie broken up with some good dancing now and then.  Characters from the earlier film*  are fleshed out** and there is a merry-go-round full of cameos and other supporting roles.  What could have been the romantic subplot is oddly subverted and only half developed and thus, this movie just becomes a very long wait for the next striptease.***

Cost: $5.00
Where watched: Regal City Center 12 with Christi.

*Interestingly, though the character of Matthew McConaughey’s Dallas is explained away, there seems to be no mention of Alex Pettyfar’s Adam, even though he was the main supporting actor in Magic Mike.
**Hah! By which I mean their personalities are more fully developed as we’ve already seen most of their flesh
***I look forward to coming across the DVD at the library in future years so I can just get to the dancing.

posters from: http://www.impawards.com/2015/magic_mike_xxl.html
(best comment: We all know what the focal point is on this poster… Channing Tatum’s manatee-faced torso)
http://www.impawards.com/2015/magic_mike_xxl_ver2.html
(the second one is a little more subtle)

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Three Sentence Movie Reviews: Beverly Hills Cop

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Just as I always fall prey to Vince Vaughn’s talky-talky thing, so did I enjoy Eddie Murphy’s chamelon-like trove of characters to get himself out of all sorts of situations.  Though I will never understand the early 80s fascination of Judge Reinhold, both he and John Ashton were perfect foils to Murphy’s color-outside-the-lines brand of detective work.*  This movie also has bit parts with Paul Reiser and I was delighted to find a pre-Balki Bronson Pinchot who cracked me up with his portrayal of Serge, an Associate Art Director at a gallery.

*This movie also includes two 80s movie staples: boobs (in the strip bar) and a lot of ridiculous shooting of guns that totally wouldn’t happen in real life.

Cost: free from library. I think I ended up requesting this because I was really going after Beverly Hills 90210 season 1, and this came up in the search results and I realized I’d not seen it.
Where watched: at home.

 

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/1984/beverly_hills_cop.html

Three sentence movie reviews: Martha Marcy May Marlene

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I’ve checked this out of the library on more than one occasion, but never got around to watching it because the cult aspect scared me off.  Now that I’ve finally seen it, the movie was fascinating mostly because the woman* does not tell her sister** she was in a cult, just that she had a bad boyfriend.  So that made the reactions by her family to the after-affects of her trauma that much more interesting and intense, which made for a fascinating movie.

Cost: free from library
Where watched: at home

*Martha is her given name, Marcy May is her cult name, Marlene is the  name the women in the cult use on the phone.
**Sarah Paulson! I would have watched it a long time ago if I had known she was in it. I love her!

Note that this is yet another good role played by John Hawkes.  I also recently loved him in the Sessions and he’s quite good in Winter’s Bone too.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2011/martha_marcy_may_marlene_ver3.html

Three sentence movie reviews: We Are the Best

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Hey, remember how I loved Kings of Summer but lamented the lack of coming-of-age movies with girls as the main subjects?  It turns out that Sweden is on it, with middle school girls and punk rock, rather than high school and the outdoors.  While being incredibly fun and heartfelt, this movie also captures a lot of nuance of girl-as-friend relationships, especially during the middle school, jockeying-for-position time period.

Cost: free from library
Where watched: at home

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/intl/sweden/2013/vi_ar_bast.html
(aren’t they adorable, those little punk rock girls?)

Three sentence movie reviews: Say Anything

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This was playing at a park near the river during my visit.  We opted not to see it because it was too late, and I had a very early flight, but then, much like Ione Sky in the movie, we watched it at home anyway.  Alas, one of our party (who had never seen it) still has not seen it due to the lateness of the hour and work obligations the next day.

Cost: Sara owns
Where watched: Minneapolis home of Sara and Shawn.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/1989/say_anything.html
I love how you can see the fold marks.

Three sentence movie reviews: 10 Years

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I brought this movie along as a palette cleanser, because I knew the subject matter of the first film would not be to the fellow Borah alum’s taste.  Plus, when I first watched this movie I knew she would really like a certain aspect.  Watching this for the third time, I was struck how this is a solidly crafted movie that is pleasant to watch, which will probably relegate it to being quickly forgotten,* though I think it deserves a better fate.

Cost: I own
Where watched: at the Minneapolis home of the Borah Alum

*Except by people involved in a Channing Tatum Personal Film Festival

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2012/ten_years_ver2.html
Look!  The Russians get a better poster than the rest of the world.

Three sentence movie reviews: The To Do List

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It was quite fun to watch this with a fellow Borah Alum and catch all the references together.  It was even more fun when the fellow Borah Alum’s  husband laughed at several parts.  On second viewing, I still find this to be a solidly constructed movie about a subject we usually don’t see from the female perspective.

Cost: I actually own it.
Where watched: in the Minneapolis household of the Borah Alum and her husband.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2013/to_do_list_ver4.html

Top movies of June 2015

June
13 movies watched

new_leafA New Leaf
Elaine May’s dark romantic comedy lives up to my youthful remembrances.

place_in_the_sun_ver2A Place in the Sun
Great mid-20th century class commentary and a good argument for why abortion should be legal. (I say this only partially tongue-in-cheek.)

now_you_see_meNow You See Me
It’s a heist movie with magicians and is populated with fabulous actors.

aint_them_bodies_saintsAin’t Them Bodies Saints
Join the Casey Affleck Aficionado Club.  Enjoy Rooney Mara too.

sessionsThe Sessions
Ignore Helen Hunt’s accent and marvel at John Hawkes performance.

love_and_mercyLove & Mercy
Get inside the mind of Brian Wilson in this not-traditional biopic.

dope_ver2Dope
Enjoy the best movie about being a teenage boy since Kings of Summer was released.

lifeguardThe Lifeguard
Cringe at Kristen Bell’s inappropriate choices while enjoying everyone’s acting. Contemplate how ugly those lifeguard suits are.

Top Movies of January-May 2015

New Feature!

Because I watch so many movies, I thought it would be handy to have a summary at the end of the month of my top movies of that month.  These are movies I watched during the month that I feel are worth watching, for a variety of reasons. Just like my viewing patterns, movies will be both first-run and from the back catalog. I will include a total of movies* watched in the month and a sentence or two explaining why I’m recommending this movie to you.  After this catch-up post, this will be a monthly feature.

*For our purposes “movies” will include both films and the DVDs of TV show seasons.

January:
(6 total movies watched)
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Dear White People
Come for the peek into college campus life via Black characters, stay for Lionel, the nerd.

Skeleton Twins
Hollywood is littered with the broken careers of post-Saturday Night Live actors.  Watch this for two alumni, attempting/succeeding at serious drama.

Zero Motivation 
You will probably have to work to find this comedy, an Israeli Army female version of Office Space, but it will be worth it.


 

February:
(2 total movies watched)
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Treme Season 1
Travel back to just after Katrina and watch a multi-racial cast attempt to put their lives back together.


 

March:
(11 total movies watched)
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Cinderella (2015)
Marvel at how well Disney translates an animated classic into a live-action movie.  Become verklempt during the ballroom scene and gasp just how well the dress works.


 

April:
(9 total movies watched)
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12 Years a Slave
Watch it because the acting is first rate and the subject matter is important.

Short Term 12
Recommended for its heart (it’s so much better than those movies designed to inspire you) and for its female-centered plot.

Furious 7
Only watch this after you have enjoyed numbers 1, 4, 5, & 6 of the series and marvel at how well they sent off Paul Walker


 

May:
(12 total movies watched)

ex_machina now voyager      me_and_orson_welles    while_were_young    mikey-and-nicky-movie-poster-1976-1010724664   like_crazy

Ex Machina
A great movie for post-viewing conversation and spellbinding to watch.

Now, Voyager
Female centered 1950s drama (not the sci-fi film I thought it was) about a woman of a certain age finding her path

Me and Orson Welles
A very good backstage drama of Wells’s 1937 production of Julius Caesar.

Like Crazy
Quietly acted and improvised realistic love story.

While We’re Young
Smart and funny and a good time capsule of current life for 20- and 40-somethings.

Mikey & Nicky
Look to Elaine May for a different kind of gangster film.


 

Three sentence movie reviews: The Lifeguard

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While the movie shelves are loaded with whiny male protagonists whose lives fall apart and they retreat to somewhere/something to recover, there are fewer of these stories about women.  So it was that I enjoyed watching Kristen Bell return home to her parents to be again the lifeguard she was as a teenager.  I found the story resonant and the acting was great too, especially by Bell, Mamie Gummer and Alex Shaffer.

Cost:  free from library
Where watched: at home, while avoiding prepping for vacation.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2013/lifeguard.html