The first three paragraphs I wrote in response to the prompt “while everyone was asleep.” A few weeks later, we were looking at ways of revision and one of the suggestions was to write from a different point of view. I went back to my guy in the motel and wrote a piece from the guy on the other side of the counter’s perspective. This was my favorite piece to read aloud.
Boats
Three sentence movie reviews: Before Midnight
Whew! The second viewing was even more enjoyable because I knew where the story was going and could relax my way through the plot and think about the characters and their interactions. I love that the director/actors/writers aren’t shy about exposing all the warts of their characters.
Cost: $3.00
Where watched: Laurelhurst with S. North.
Books Read in August 2013
Vacation! Much time to read! Very exciting! I even read three books that were not book club books.
Written in Stone
Roseanne Parry
Read for Librarian Book Group
I was a great fan of Island of the Blue Dolphins as a child (though I haven’t read it since) and this book left me in the same place. It’s a well-crafted tale of a Native American girl living on the Olympic Peninsula in the 1920’s. The story is moving and full of details and the author, who is not Native American, seems to have worked hard to respect the Native American culture.
The Rules for Hearts
Sara Ryan
I wanted more from this book. More of the brother, who remains a cipher throughout and then is suddenly explained in a few paragraphs in the final chapters. More of the household relationships. More of the play, even. I did enjoy the various Portland locals very much.
Man of My Dreams
Curtis Sittenfeld
“Huh. I seem to have missed reading one of Curtis Sittenfeld’s books” said I to myself as I perused a review of her new novel. Being a fan of Prep and a rabid fan of American Wife, I put this book on hold at the library and soon had it in my possession. And then, while I read it, I puzzled over whether I had actually read this book before.
It’s not listed in my Goodreads list, but that only goes back to 2008, so it’s possible that I did read it when it was first published in 2007. The plot seemed incredibly familiar to me, so much so that I was distracted a bit while reading, stretching to see if anything felt familiar.
That said, I love how Sittenfeld’s character was fairly removed from her emotions, peering at them as if watching them over a fence, happening to someone else. She was so careful, and so unnatural in her actions, I enjoyed her journey.
Chu’s Day
Neil Gaiman
Read for Librarian Book Group
I was left with a feeling of “eh” after reading this very short picture book. But the librarians reported this is a great read aloud, with the sneeze repeatedly building and building and then stopping. Until it doesn’t.
Take Me Out to the Yakyu
Aaron Meshon
Read for Librarian Book Group
The part of me that should have been a double entry accountant (whatever that is) LOVED this book. On one page, we see the American version of baseball. On the facing page, we see Japanese version of baseball. Great bi-cultural little kid experience, great compare and contrast, great illustrations.
Attachments
Rainbow Rowell
Solid and clever romance with two characters who do not know each other. Bonus newspaper newsroom setting for fans of the reporter genre. Very funny conversations between two friends. Excellent twists. Omaha, Nebraska setting. Great fun of the kind where I abandoned other projects just to keep reading. After Eleanor and Park and this, I’m ready for whatever Rowell throws my way.
Monkey and Elephant Get Better
Read for Librarian Book Group
Pretty much what the title says, though Monkey and Elephant have very different ways of fighting off a cold. Good three-chapter beginning reader. The librarians really liked the clarity of the font.
The Zookeeper’s Wife
Diane Ackerman
Read for Book Group
This was packed full of sometimes a few too many details, but was quite fascinating. I learned a lot about the Polish resistance, of which I knew little, and I found it to be good enough that it was worth breaking my “no more Nazis” rule of book reading.
A Tangle of Knots
Lisa Graff
Read for Librarian Book Group
I did not love this juvenile chapter book that also came with recipes for various cakes. I found there to be too many characters, many of whom were rather shadowy, so I was vaguely confused for the entire book. However, many people really enjoyed the book’s quirky nature and you might too. I did copy a few of the cake recipes to make. Lime Pound Cake anyone?
That is NOT a Good Idea
Mo Willems
Read for Librarian Book Group
A picture book that might be a child’s first glimpse of what silent movie title cards looked like. I call that a plus. This is a funny story with a twist.
Silver Linings Playbook
Matthew Quick
It is rare for me to prefer a movie adaptation to the original book, but I did in this case. Everything that makes the movie delightful is here in the book–and more! But I found the book to drag a bit in places. That said, the book was as funny as the movie and worth the read.
Unicorn Thinks He’s Pretty Great
Bob Shea
Read for Librarian Book Group
Goat has a problem with Unicorn. Just the existence of Unicorn brings Goat down. Very bright colors and also rainbows. Funny.
The Watermelon Seed
Greg Pizzoli
Read for Librarian Book Group
By the time book group came around I didn’t actually remember this book. But it’s a fun little vignette and a good summertime read.
Gone Fishin
Wissinger/Cordell
Read for Librarian Book Group
A story of a boy going on a fishing trip with his father told in many different poem forms. Includes information about the different poetry forms as well a poetry vocabulary. Not only is it interesting from the poetry standpoint, it is fun from the storytelling point too. It might make a fun read aloud.
September Girls
Bennett Madison
Read for Librarian Book Group
Boy spends summer on island populated with very attractive and unique girls. Said girls have eyes for him, in a way that makes his older brother crazy. Interesting exploration of sex and identity in a way that I think YA books usually shy away from. I wonder if male authors can get away with this more than female authors?
A is for Apron Provence Smock tutorial.
After wearing both aprons for more than a month now, I can say that I prefer the tighter first version, as it better stays in place through the day. I think the second one looks more like the fit in the picture, but I don’t like how loose it is. If I were to make another one, I would still add an inch to the straps and keep everything else the same.
Let’s talk yardage. The directions call for 1.5 yards of fabric (or toile). I found that with that amount the layout was tight on the green apron and it wasn’t enough for the patterned apron, as you will see. I would recommend 1.75 yards, or 2 yards if you are wanting to be super-safe or match patterns. All other materials listed are correct, though thread got a bit dicey with the green apron.
Directions from the book are in bold, my commentary is in normal font.
1. Cut out the apron pieces using the pattern pieces. Yes. Do this. If you want a fit more like the patterned apron and you have a 42″ bust, add 1/2 inch to the front piece, 1/2 inch to the yoke and 1 inch to the straps. Wait a bit and I will get to the second half of the instructions of step one.
3. Attach the bias tape blah blah blah. This makes no sense to do right now. Ignore this step. Just cross it out.
Mark the circles on the yoke but only on one piece. The other one will become the yoke back and will not need them.
1.[That step up above then ]Trim all the outer edges of the fabric pieces to accept the bias tape. Set them aside. This means the following: Stay-stitch all outer edges of the apron 1/4 inch, trim to 1/8 inch. “All outer edges” means the neck straps, (except where they join the yoke) the front piece (but not the top) and ONLY THE TOP of the pockets. The yoke that doesn’t have the circles marked (a.k.a yoke back) will be stitched all around, (but not where it joins the neck straps) the yoke with the circles marked only needs stay-stitching on the inside and on the outside to the circles. See the picture after the next one for an illustration of this. Important thread note! This is a rather thread-intensive project. The green apron used up nearly all of a standard spool of thread. If you are worried about running out of thread, use something else for the stay-stitching, which will be covered by the bias tape.
17. Cut two small squares or dots of interfacing and fuse them to the wrong side of the neck straps [they mean apron front] where you will sew the buttons. If you would like to give that button a bit more support, cut out a few scraps of material and sew it over the interfacing. (I have no picture of this because I did not do it.)
6. Sew the pocket front and the lining together [with wrong sides together] using a [1/4 inch seam. Press it down. Do not turn. Do not press seam under at this time] The instructions and I very much differ about the pockets and I think my way is better. So go with 1/4 inch rather than 3/8 and don’t trim or press anything.
11. Attach the apron front to the yoke lining, with the right side of the lining to the wrong side of the [apron] front. Match notches and center front. Adjust gathers, and stitch them together with a 5/8 inch seam. Press the seam to the yoke. This means gathering the apron front first. I like gathering; it’s fun. Here I am showing you my apron front center. Of note: I found figure 1 in the book helpful at this point.
And here is the joining, sans gathering threads.
10. Mark the buttonholes on the right side of the neck straps and then make the holes. My machine isn’t able to make button holes right now, so I had to use a friend’s machine later.
On to the pockets. We are almost done.
If you have already done step 6, then continue. If you have not yet done step 6, do it now.
15. Pull the gathers on the pocket to equal 5 inches across. Bind the top edge with the bias tape, leaving [2 inches] on each side. Remove the gathering stitches. I found it helpful to mark off five inches on my directions so I could gather properly.
15. (continued) Use the seam leveler at the corners as necessary. I wasn’t sure what a seam leveler was, but handy googling told me I didn’t need to buy a tool. If you used packaged bias tape, just fold over the cardboard piece that comes with the bias tape and snug it up against your presser foot. Instant seam leveler.
Hard times for readers of the Oregonian.
Our full-time movie critic (Shawn Levy) has been gone for more than a year, but this week we said goodbye to our theater critic, Marty Hughley. Last week it was the music guy, Ryan White, a reporter I always read, even though I never listened to the music he was writing about, because he was such a good writer.
The point of having a full-time critic is that I get to know their preferences and that helps inform a decision if what they are talking about is something I might be interested in. Having a bunch of part-timers is not helpful in getting anything done but giving a summary.
The thing I hate most about this transition is that the Oregonian refuses to acknowledge that they are settling for a lesser product.
Three sentence movie reviews: Barney’s Version
On the one hand, this was a rather boring movie with an annoying main character, and I just didn’t care very much about anything that happened. On the other hand, it was interesting to see actresses I don’t usually see very much of. Also, there was a bit of a mystery that was solved at the end in a very satisfying way.
Cost: free, on loan from co-worker from his library system
Where watched: at home.
Prompt Writing: Burnside homage.
This spring, I took a writing class offered through Write Around Portland. It was called “Prompt” because each week we would meet and write for a limited amount of time–usually somewhere between 2-8 minutes–to a number of different prompts. As the school year grinds to a start and I have less time to write, I will be featuring excerpts from my writing class in lieu of the weekly essay.
Some of you “out-clickers” have already read this, as it was the piece I picked for the broadsheet. The prompt was “along Burnside.”
Postcard from Germany.
Tour of ArtHouse!
ArtHouse (this is from the press release) is a collaboration between project[triangle thingie that is not available to me on my keyboard], the Powell Family, and Pacific Northwest College of Art which will bring 130 students to the North Park Blocks.
Here is the view from the front door, looking at the courtyard. The elevators are on the right.

