Three sentence movie reviews: 22 Jump Street
The chuckling continues in this continuation of the sequel to the remake of the 80s television franchise.* Hill and Tatum provide similar-type laughs with Hill cracking me up when he realizes the unfortunate family connection of a romantic interest. However, the actress Jillian Bell stole every scene she was in, and had me gasping with laughter at one point, making her the find of the movie.
Cost: $2.00 (due to gift card being exhausted, leaving me with a small balance**)
Where watched: Regal Lloyd 10.
*The credits are very funny to and seem to indicate this is the end of the road for this particular incarnation of the franchise.
**However, I did pay something like $4.50 for a small popcorn which I managed to spill twice before I began eating it. Aside from being a slob, looking at $2.00 worth of popcorn sitting on the theater floor is no fun.
Postcard from the Netherlands
My thought exactly.
This is not a member of the marching band!
Just because.
Three sentence movie reviews: The Fault in Our Stars
Shailaine Woodley was perfectly cast (although missing the puffy steroided face, but hey! At least Hollywood let her keep the cannula and have a bad haircut and too-loose clothing) in this very faithful adaptation of the beloved novel and I loved every moment she was on the screen. I cannot say the same about her counterpart, Ansel Elgort, who was full of nervous ticks and goofy mannerisms and didn’t even have the whole I’m-supposed-to-have-a-prosthetic-leg thing down. It got to the point where every time he was on the screen I found myself wishing they would cut back to Shailaine and by the end of the movie I was very angry that Ansel Elgort was even present.*
*Which was a complete bummer because this movie had a lot going for it, otherwise.
Cost: $10.00
Where watched: Living Room Theaters with Matt, Kelly, Laurie and Burt.

