Tag: funny

Apparently all your tour trucks match.

Paul McCartney is in town for a show tonight.

I loved also discovering this mini-bike attached to the back of the truck below.   Plus, it reminded me of the time in high school that a bunch of us loaded into Cindy’s family Jeep Wagoneer (aka the Jalapeno Wagon) and drove up and down the Interstate talking to truckers on the CB radio.  Lori was really good at it, taking the handle Cotton Candy.  We convinced a trucker to stop for a late dinner at the Flying J truck stop with six lovely ladies who all wanted to meet him.  He laughed so hard when he saw a table full of giggling under-aged girls waiting for him.  Then he sat down and we had a very nice chat about his truck driving life.  He liked driving trucks better than the desk job he had before.

Changing logos into faces since 1919.  (maybe)

In fact, I was aggressively avoiding going to the grocery store while I was reading this comic.  I went though.  It wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.

Beards?  They are for men who I am NOT in a relationship with.

A hipster beard?  A swarthy look?  Some pretty nicely airbrushed skin?

Nope. Well, actually yes to all of the above. But I guess also we’re supposed to assume he has syphilis.

I’m shaking my head at the concept behind this ad.  But it was fun laughing out loud.

I often make fun of Parade Magazine, but this picture was my favorite part of today’s paper.  The couple (Darth Vader and the Stormtrooper) met because of Star Wars, and three generations of the family will go together to see the new movie.  The couple’s plans were quite extensive, with viewings with various family members on Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.  Let’s hope the movie isn’t a stinker.

And this was my second favorite part of the newspaper, for different reasons.  Can you imagine how many of these are going to be bought by women of a certain age who have no idea what to get their sons of a certain age for Christmas?  I have no idea how Star Wars merchandising has escaped the backlash that accompanies other features. (coughDisneycough).

My favorite parts of this ad:  “Strong demand expected!”  “Arrives with a FREE light bulb.”

I checked to see if my brother wanted one.  Surprisingly he declined.

Oh, K/1.  What a marvelous place you are.  This class has been studying bikes.  They have created a bike track to show what they’ve learned.

Here’s the green track.

Here is where the blue and orange tracks cross. After creating their tracks, the children created a scavenger hunt, so people can find objects that the class learned about.

The factory information has changed.  Now you know.