Spartan Race 2016. Get ready for mud!

It’s time for another Spartan Race. (You can also read about a prior race. I think there have been others, but I was not athletic supporting, so do not have photos.)  Matt has been training for this race with a trainer named Candice.  That’s her in the photo below.  Candice is great at making varied workouts that Matt really enjoys, plus, she is incredibly strong and fit. IMG_5219

At the start of the race.  Matt and Candice ended up racing with the heat of people who had been volunteering.   Here they are answering a question posed by the announcer. (I think it was something like “As a Spartan my job is to” and he instructed them to say “a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo”.  This answer makes no sense, but so much about this race makes no sense to me.)  The three shirtless boys on the left were fun to watch and also served as an anchor point later on.  It’s because of them I knew I hadn’t yet missed seeing Matt at one of the viewpoints. IMG_5231

After the start (my start line photo was not very good and is not included) I sat on a picnic table and ate my lunch.  I was delighted to find myself sitting behind this white guy with a black hoodie quoting Malcolm X about capitalism and racism.  This is not typical Spartan Race fare.  Other things I like about this photo: the two people looking for their racer while the little brother entertains himself with a tablet.  Watching out for your athlete is a big part of being an athletic supporter.IMG_5234

Sandwich eaten and port-a-potty visited, I settled in to wait for my athlete.  It was a very long wait.  Matt and Candice were in one of the last heats.  After the 2:00 group went, the race people started packing up the start line.IMG_5240

After more than two hours the athletes appeared. I passed the time by reading a few sentences/scanning the racers/reading a few sentences/scanning the racers.  Also by watching other athletic supporters.  Two people near me chatted for quite some time and then the woman said, “I wonder if we missed him?” which is a common thought among athletic supporters in these races.  After more than two hours, I was having that thought myself.

But I hadn’t missed them!  Here is Candice:IMG_5244

And here is Matt.  This is one of those obstacles where long legs make things more difficult.  But he did it!  As you can see by the mud, the two of them had already completed many obstacles by the time they got to me.IMG_5249

Climbing the rope.  The super saturated color is because I accidentally had my camera set to “poster” so the colors are very bright.IMG_5258

Matt doing 30 burpees because he did not successfully complete the obstacle. Candice entertains herself while she waits.  She very quickly climbed the rope. I barely had time to take a picture.IMG_5261 IMG_5262

Matt climbing up.IMG_5263

Candice coming down.  This is one of my favorite photos.

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And so the two of them continued on their way.  I wandered around planning out my next series of photos and picking my vantage point.  On the way I caught these kids wallowing in the mud.  I was greatly amused by them.IMG_5272

At my vantage point I could see these athletic supporters.  The man was smoking a cigarette and the woman passed the time by dancing.  Their athlete turned out to be a teenager, possibly their son. IMG_5274

It was only another 45 minutes or an hour before Matt and Candice appeared again.  Here’s Matt sliding down a mud embankment.IMG_5277

Candice already made it under the wood wall.IMG_5278

Then it was up the incline and back down.IMG_5290

And under some barbed wire.  Matt crawled the entire way.  Again, not one of those obstacles where the long legs are an advantage.  I think women have an easier time with this anyway.  More power in the legs, lower center of gravity.  I saw quite a few men log roll through this.IMG_5296

Two more obstacles happened.  I did not get them on film.  But we’re nearing the end.  You can see the state of our participants by looking at the photo below.IMG_5300

The boulder carry involved picking up a big round “boulder”, walking it to the end, dropping it, doing five burpees, picking it back up and walking back.  For Matt, it also involved a shoe tying.  He swears he wasn’t tying it for the reason I retie my shoes (I need a rest).IMG_5306

Walking back with the boulder.  See his raw power!IMG_5313

Over the fire!IMG_5316

And done.IMG_5320

This photo sums up how the two participants completed the race.IMG_5321

Showing off the medals.IMG_5323

Post-race mud and curl in the middle of the forehead.IMG_5325 IMG_5326

Then it was back into the car for the drive back to Portland.

November Rain, revisited.

fuKhGI watched November Rain last night for the first time in a couple of decades. And Man! The production values! I’m quite certain that Kevin Smith made Clerks for a fraction of what this nine-minute video cost.
Observations:
  • It’s an Axl/Slash love-fest with hints of Duff and a couple of overhead shots of the drummer.  Was Izzy even a part of the band at that point?
  • There’s a probably-not-intended bromance thing going on. Why does Slash leave the church mid-wedding? Is he sad to lose Axl? Don’t worry Slash, you will soon get to comfort your buddy while he mourns.
  • The sweeping helicopter shots of the guitar solo outside the church are amazing! And very fun to think of the steps of filming them. (We need a church in the middle of nowhere. Lots of–what’s that color? Not gold–gold’s too glitzy. We need contrast here. Amber! No, not the girl! Amber’s the color I’m looking for. And then we need to see Slash from all sides! Don’t neglect the back. And there should be movement! We’ve got the helicopter for five hours! Don’t waste it!)
  • With all the costumes and trappery, no one noticed that Axl is sporting a mustache equivalent to a consummation stalled by impotence.
  • Slash however, looks good. Slash always looks good. I just googled him. Both the jeans and flannel on top of the piano and the leather jacket and chaps totally work. Still.
  • The smoking! Do musicians smoke so much in their videos anymore?
  • I have always loved, and still love, that wedding dress. Probably because it was made for a model, not for a 5’3″ normal-looking female.
  • I had forgotten the wedding-to-death transition. So abrupt!
  • The color change of wedding bouquet to flowers on the casket. Amazing! So obvious and yet so effective!

(Image from: http://i.imgur.com/fuKhG.jpg)

If you’re going to die, you might as well do so on a slow news day.

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Because if you do, you might get a front page cover story, that continues for another half-page inside.  And also a reprint of a past concert review.

Here are my Prince memories:

  • The preview for Purple Rain played during at least one, and perhaps more, movies my family attended that summer.  Maybe during Ghostbusters?  At any rate, I have a strong memory of my dad reacting as if the movie was not for us to see. I was too young then, of course, but I’ve never actually gotten around to watching it.
  • I really liked the song “Little Red Corvette” and I think my mom did too.  I have vague memories of watching the video, perhaps at the neighbor’s house as we didn’t have cable then.
  • “When Doves Cry” was one of those songs that imprinted on me, though I mostly associate it with Romeo+Juliet, where it was used effectively in the soundtrack.
  • The Batman album.  That theme song was all over the radio that summer.  “Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?/Batdance!”  My brother may have even had the soundtrack on cassette tape.  Funny that I haven’t heard mention of this album AT ALL in the millions of laudatory words written about Prince.
  • My brother and are watching the video music awards and Prince is singing in a bright yellow suit.  It’s all par for the course.  And then he spun.  And we looked at each other, our jaws dropped.  Because there was no butt in that suit!
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  • Two iconic Prince songs I associate more with white artists, which is interesting.  “Kiss” was first introduced to me by Tom Jones.  When Julia Roberts sang along to the song in the bathtub, in Pretty Woman, I was surprised to hear her say, “you gotta love Prince.”  Watch that Tom Jones video at your peril.  It’s heavy on the rad computer graphics.  And of course, Nothing Compares 2 U, the video of which was on repeat ad infinitum, letting us all think that we’d look as good as Sinead O’Connor if we shaved our heads.  I hated that song until I loved it.
  • I can’t say I’m a huge fan of Prince and I don’t know if I could name a song of his after 1990, but an earlier-than-usual death is never a good thing.

The old Portland

I grew up in Boise, Idaho, but my grandparents and aunts lived in Portland so we visited at least twice a year.  Portland was the big city, where you always locked your car in the mall parking lot, where there was a bus system that people actually used, where I routinely tried not to stare at skinheads and homeless people.IMG_5212

In Heavier than Heaven, Charles Cross’s biography of Kurt Cobain, he describes Portland in the late 80s and early 90s as (I’m paraphrasing here) a city, but a blue-collar city, still showing its roots in logging and shipping.  And that’s what I remember of downtown Portland growing up.  Sure, it had Meier and Frank and the ten stories of goods, plus a fancy restaurant to replenish your appetite during a day of shopping.  But it was also full of buildings like this one, single story and dingy looking and in need of a face lift.  My memories of walking around downtown Portland as a child are gray (probably because of the perpetually overcast skies) and crowded (many Portland streets are not very wide).

Those dingy buildings are disappearing so quickly.  Just looking at the edges of this photo you can see the changes happening.  The shiny building to the left of the Passport Photo place was a similarly dingy restaurant equipment supply store until a few years ago.  And in the upper left you can see additional stories grafted onto a building on the Park Blocks that has been purposed into mixed-use condominiums.  On the upper right is a huge condo complex the likes of which I will never be able to afford and I can’t even tell you what kind of buildings used to be there.

It’s a time of big changes for the blue-collar logging town.  Some of them I love, some of them I don’t.  I just hope that through the changes Portland says a city I’m crazy in love with.

Three sentence movie reviews: Serenity

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I think this is the first time I watched the tv series followed by the movie, as I’m pretty sure I watched the movie having not watched the show.  I think it works well as a stand-alone, although why anyone would want to only watch the movie when there are fourteen fabulous episodes of quality TV is beyond me.  This is the movie where I learned Joss Whedon never gets overly attached to his characters.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2005/serenity.html
(wow, do I not like this poster.  The other two were not good either.)

Firefly Butt-Numb-a-thon

What if we watched all of the Firefly episodes plus Serenity in one day?  As the person posing the question was the person who put together watching all three extended versions of Lord of the Rings in one day, this marathon came to pass.

And since the other half of this plan was one of the people who planned Laurie’s 40th birthday party in Italy, this was an event.

I did not start at the beginning of the party, due to volunteer commitments.  Instead, I arrived at 12:15 during the half-hour lunch break to this amazing spread.IMG_5205

Notice the level of detail!IMG_5203 IMG_5204

The Hot Cheese was good, especially paired with Frito’s
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Fancy sandwiches, labeled in both English and Chinese.  And this lunch spread was just the beginning.  There was a food prop/bonus to go with each episode. For example, “Jaynestown” came with Mudder’s Milk which was an amazing bourbon and milk concoction whipped up by Darla.IMG_5207

Can you name this Firefly episode?IMG_5208

I had planned on only staying for a few episodes, not wanting to sit for so long.  But I started with Episode 6, “Our Mrs. Reynolds” which was followed by “Jaynestown” and then “Out of Gas” and after that trifecta, who could leave?  I ended up staying until the end, clocking in 11 hours of a magical show that never should have been cancelled.

Thanks to Laurie and Darla for such a fun time.

When you’re a former Beatle…

Apparently all your tour trucks match.IMG_5196

Paul McCartney is in town for a show tonight.IMG_5197

I loved also discovering this mini-bike attached to the back of the truck below.   Plus, it reminded me of the time in high school that a bunch of us loaded into Cindy’s family Jeep Wagoneer (aka the Jalapeno Wagon) and drove up and down the Interstate talking to truckers on the CB radio.  Lori was really good at it, taking the handle Cotton Candy.  We convinced a trucker to stop for a late dinner at the Flying J truck stop with six lovely ladies who all wanted to meet him.  He laughed so hard when he saw a table full of giggling under-aged girls waiting for him.  Then he sat down and we had a very nice chat about his truck driving life.  He liked driving trucks better than the desk job he had before.

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Postcard from Minnesota.

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It’s New Year’s/Easter greetings from regular commentor Sara and occasional commentor Shawn.  And I make an appearance on this year’s card!  Can you find me?  It seems I’m actually on the card twice, but was smeared out by the mailing process. Aside from playing the guitar with Sara, I’m also to the left of Archie the cat on the bottom-middle of the card.

And now we can officially put 2015 to a close!

Say goodbye to two houses and easy street parking.

My neighbor who knows what’s going on in the neighborhood told me the sad news.  There’s going to be a development of mixed-use apartments like we saw with the site of the former City of Roses Motel.  I don’t have specifications yet, but I’m guessing there won’t be parking, or much parking included.  Given that this is one block north of our house, Matt and I can probably say goodbye to easy street parking.

And we shall soon say goodbye to three structures including this beautiful duplex, which is still in great shape.  No word on if the tree will survive.IMG_5187

Here’s the duplex from the other side.  One of the tenants, now long gone, was the first person to welcome me to the neighborhood, back in 2007.IMG_5188

The commercial building will also go.  I had some plans to tear it down and make a big garden. 🙂  But that won’t be happening.IMG_5189

And this pretty little house, which my neighbor says is also really nice inside.IMG_5190

Which means we will also lose this lilac tree.IMG_5192

Again, I must be careful in my lamenting as my current duplex residence also replaced a single family house.  And it didn’t include parking either.  I’ve been thinking more about this issue lately because the City Club just did a study about affordable housing and the membership voted to amend the report to re-zone single family neighborhoods to increase density.  And there was this very intriguing interview with Sonja Trauss of SF BARF saying yes, big projects should be built.  I found myself agreeing with her logic, but also resisting because I hate to see houses that are well cared for destroyed for something big and ugly and usually hugely over-priced.