Three sentence movie reviews: The Bling Ring
Much like the people in Spring Breakers, these people did not share my values, but in a much more fun and accessible way than the girls in Florida. While the characters in this movie were fairly unlikable, the film itself was quite likable giving a remote perch from which to view their poor choices. I found this to be a much more chatty film than more Sophia Coppola films, and I enjoyed the uptick in dialogue.
Cost: free due to magical movie viewing at home
Where watched: At the Wolf Pack’s house with Heather. Patrick made us popcorn.
A visit to the Commissary.
The old DB, prisoners cemetery and some time by the kiddie pool.
Three sentence movie reviews: Camp Nowhere
Not a bad film, for what it is, namely a popcorn flick that was designed for adolescent viewing on cable. Enjoy identifying child actors who are still working, and also enjoy the plot. Get angry that the “fat” girl is barely even normal sized.
Cost: free via some magical thing that lets you choose movies from a list.
Where watched: At the Wolf Pack’s house in Kansas, where they have several choosing movie things that I don’t understand. It was like living in the future.
Fort Leavenworth
Three sentence movie reviews: A Life Less Ordinary
Part of the Ruby Oliver Film Festival.
Though I want to be an Ewan McGregor fan, mostly he leaves me cold as an actor. But not in this very bizarre movie which I really liked. I mean, there’s a random dance sequence in the middle, how could I not be a fan?
Cost: free due to Heather’s magical movie thing. (Though she may have had to pay?)
Where watched: at Heather’s house in Kansas.
Getting ready for the trip.
Three sentence movie reviews: Friday Night Lights
I have now completed the Friday Night Lights circle* and can say this was a fine picture in the Friday Night Lights Cannon. I’m a Kyle Chander fan over Billy Bob Thornton, but Billy Bob brought good stuff to his role. It was amusing to see Connie Britton as the coach’s wife in both film and TV series.
Cost: free from library
Where watched: at home.
*read the book, saw the movie, watched all five seasons of the TV show.
Three sentence movie reviews: Warm Bodies
Oh my goodness was this a romantic comedy for me. Romeo* and Juliet with zombies instead of parents to keep the young lovers apart. Very cute and clever and includes a positive message and with that big-eyed girl from Crazy Stupid Love** playing a supporting role.
Cost: free from library
Where watched: at home.
*Can’t get enough of the dude who plays Beast in X-Men? He’s the male lead.
**Analeigh Tipton




